Pre-Med Joke

[brian30bulldog]

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This is in the October issue of Playboy. Sorry if a re-post.

A physics professor was explaining a complicated concept when a premed student interrupted him
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor replied.
"How does physics save lives?" the smartass student asked.
"Physics saves lives," the professor said,
"Because it keeps certain people out of medical school."



Posted here as some pre-meds may actually be failing physics.

 

[Northerner]

So why didn't you post it in pre-allo.

 

[medhacker]

So why didn't you post it in pre-allo.

Duh!

 

[NonTradMed]

Funny stuff, but I think orgo keeps more people out of med school than physics!

 

[Law2Doc]

Funny stuff, but I think orgo keeps more people out of med school than physics!

Agreed. And there are so many obvious ways physics saves lives (we've all seen that video of a bridge torn apart with wave harmonics) such that no premed would ever ask the question.😀
I still would have posted it in pre-allo -- they can handle it.

 

[Blade28]

Always proud to tell people that part of the way I put myself through college was working as a physics TA. 🙂

 

[RxnMan]

Always proud to tell people that part of the way I put myself through college was working as a physics TA. 🙂

Part of the way I paid for school was working as an Orgo TA.

 

[Callogician]

Always proud to tell people that part of the way I put myself through college was working as a physics TA. 🙂

Part of the way I paid for school was working as an Orgo TA.

Nerds! I prostituted out my sister.

 

[Callogician]

A quick medicine joke:

A french gynecologist with a thick accent was interviewing a patient.

She asked, "do you have herpes."

"Yes!" replied the patient.

"You have herpes?"

The patient responded, "Well actually, it's a full wig."

(*explanation: "herpes" = "hair piece")

 

[OCPreMed]

Alright, well someone said a french joke. I love french jokes. heres a classic, ill make it 'pre med' integrated.

A history professor asked the class "how many gears does a french tank have?"

The class was quite...

The teacher waited.. and then said "1... reverse"


I love french jokes. man.... 🙂