Retract your claws people 😉
FutureVet, I take it from your past posts that you're still in frosh year? UofI does have its own unique academic forgiveness program with which they will disregard freshman grades if you petition for them to do so. Of course, you will have to already be holding a Bachelor's and will also have to retake any prerequisites that were taken during that time. If this is the case for you, perhaps you should seek whatever medical or academic help that you need, retake those prerequisite courses later on, and do very, very well in them.
I'm not sure what Ohio is like so I can't compare the two for you. Urbana is pretty quiet and boring, but is still a college town (= undergraduate Greek life and sports are pretty big deals). If you require a more stimulating environment, Chicago is about a 2.5-hour drive away. And yes, there are a lot of cornfields. 👍 But at least you won't have to deal with high rent prices, traffic or tourists 😴