Another awesome thing about pediatrics is that our patients are a lot more likely to have problems we can do something about. The following conversation would never occur in pediatrics:
"So you have severe progressive COPD, are you going to quit smoking?"
-"Nope."
Sir, you're rapidly progressing towards liver failure, it's absolutely imperative that you cut down on your drinking and IVDA, okay?"
-"Nope."
"Ma'am, your morbid obesity has already led to out-of-control diabetes, venous stasis, and coronary artery disease. Have you thought about any weight-loss options?"
-"Nope. Get me a sandwich."