I can't help you, man. Apparently at my institution we don't even write prescriptions. I think we can order meds on hospitalized patients but not write prescriptions for people to take home with them, and use their medicare discount card to get the price increase that was instituted last year taken off so that the prices they end up paying for their drugs are the same as last year, when "high drug prices" were the major problem facing seniors in our country.
It's too bad because I was looking forward to setting up a card table outside the VA with a sign reading, "Will swap Viagra prescription for interesting war story." (Since I'm a sucker for old veterans and their war stories and I don't think the feds could bust me on that).
Sheesh. You'd think I was a liberal or something.
There's always the internet Latin American pharmacies. Might be tough to get a benzo but I think you could get some allergy meds mailed to you in a suspicious looking padded manila envelope with a hand-written return address that reads, "A. Gomez, Bogota." And a hand-written letter inside the envelope along with the tampered-with and opened packets of allergy pills that reads, "NO refunds, Gringo!" Oh. I forgot the deadly spiders that you would have to watch out for on opening the package. But don't let the Informacion para las drogas insert in the package (or loosely floating in the envelope) fool you. It's the same pills as they sell for more here in Los Estados Unidos. For cheaper! And you don't even need a medicare discount card. pastilla = pill - 50% of cost.
