SDN Commandments

[RySerr21]

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haha, nice addition Lizzy!

 

[236116]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS

 

[NeuroChaos]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

 

[237392]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

Bingo 👍

Learned this one the hard way lol

 

[Doodledog]

40. Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.

41. Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.

 

[mmmcdowe]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thankyou letters

 

[BluntSurgeon]

Thou shalt ignoreth 90% of Lukkie's posts

32b) Thou shalt also acknowledge the extreme cynicism displayed by Law2Doc and taketh what he says with many grains of salt.

 

[aznb0y129]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thankyou letters

Not certain about #42. I'm pretty sure I remember a thread about this that showed equal support for both sides of the argument.

 

[mmmcdowe]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thankyou letters
43) Thou shall make SDN enemies, and fued with them for eternity

 

[mmmcdowe]

Not certain about #42. I'm pretty sure I remember a thread about this that showed equal support for both sides of the argument.

This whole list is meant to parody some of the more quirky parts of SDN life 🙂.

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[aznb0y129]

This whole list is meant to parody some of the more quirky parts of SDN life 🙂.

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Ah, may I then add "42a) Thou shalt not send thank you letters"?

 

[mmmcdowe]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thank you letters
42.5) Thou shall not send thank you letters
43) Thou shall make SDN enemies, and fued with them for eternity

 

[mmmcdowe]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thank you letters
42.5) Thou shall not send thank you letters
43) Thou shall make SDN enemies, and fued with them for eternity
44) Thou shall limit thyself to one utterance of "We're going to be doctors"

 

[mmmcdowe]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thank you letters
42.5) Thou shall not send thank you letters
43) Thou shall make SDN enemies, and fued with them for eternity
44) Thou shall limit thyself to one utterance of "We're going to be doctors"
45) Thou shall not ask if medical school is hard

Yes yes, I know this thread is dead, but I couldn't resist adding that last one 😉

 

[236116]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thank you letters
42.5) Thou shall not send thank you letters
43) Thou shall make SDN enemies, and fued with them for eternity
44) Thou shall limit thyself to one utterance of "We're going to be doctors"
45) Thou shall not ask if medical school is hard

46) Thou shall not take hSDN seriously.
47) Thou shalt not enquire about PA/NP/EMT/etc outside of their appropriate forums.
48) Thou shalt remember that jurassicpark is a female, and refer to her as such.
49) Thou shalt use caution in the Anesthesiology forum, verily, it is a wild land.
50) If it happens in the Lounge, it stays in the Lounge.

 

[Lukkie]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thank you letters
42.5) Thou shall not send thank you letters
43) Thou shall make SDN enemies, and fued with them for eternity
44) Thou shall limit thyself to one utterance of "We're going to be doctors"
45) Thou shall not ask if medical school is hard

46) Thou shall not take hSDN seriously.
47) Thou shalt not enquire about PA/NP/EMT/etc outside of their appropriate forums.
48) Thou shalt remember that jurassicpark is a female, and refer to her as such.
49) Thou shalt use caution in the Anesthesiology forum, verily, it is a wild land.
50) If it happens in the Lounge, it stays in the Lounge.

51) Thou shalt not place thy feet on thy interviewers desk

 

[jsanchez]

1) Thou shall not troll
2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO
3) Thou shall not say MCATs
4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads
4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function
5) Thou shall not apply/submit primaries after July

6) Thou shall not enquire about thy chances outside of the proper forum
7) Thou shall not hate on URMs!
8) Thou shall not take any SDN member to be thy "average applicant" for thou knows not how many peasants lurk in the background watching and waiting for people who like to brag about their great stats to fake insecurity.
9) Thou shalt not flame, lest there be trolls.
10) Thou shall not STALK thy SDN neighbor by following from thread to thread!

11) Thou shall wait until August to change thy title to medical student
12) Thou shall not bash another's post if thy thinkest it be not legitimate...thou shall just not post on that thread!
13) Thou shalt not post in the class of 201X unless you are a member of said class!
14) Thou shall have a sense of humor and learn to ignore thy fellow SDN members in good portions.
15) Thou shall not feed the troll.

16) Thou shall not make identical threads in different forums. You will get the same answers b/c the same people read them!!
17) Thou shall not make a Class of 20XX thread 6 years before the start of medical school. The January of the previous year at the earliest!
18) Thou shalt not ask if thy CC credits are accepted, verily, they are acceptable. Thou shalt trouble thyself, however, to improve thou BCPM by partaking of BCPM courses at thou 4yr.
19) Thou shalt not invoke Burnett's Law.
20) Thou shalt remember thy rules for posting about grades: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/show...1&postcount=13

21) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN
22) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned
23) He that speaketh of Tiers shall be stoned
24) Thou shalt not begin threads with "My friend is in X situation, what should I tell him?" as it will be automatically assumed that you are talking about yourself.
25) Thou shalt not start threads enquiring, "Why not nursing?"

26) Thou shalt not ask why it is frowned upon to major in nursing and then apply to medical school, verily, the answer is in the question.
27) Thou shalt not mouth off to Tired, for he is the Speaker of Truth.
28) Thou shalt keep holy thy Mods, and only annoy them when they really really deserve it.
29) Thou shall sacrifice sleep, excercise, work, or companionship for SDN at least once a week
30) Thou shall devote yourself to SDN alone, for SDN is a jealous forum, and will tolerate no other before it

31) Thou shall become acquainted with the subscribe to thread function and refrain from 'bump' posts
32) Thou shalt recognize the all knowingness of Law2Doc.
33) Thou shalt not seek to identify LizzyM
34) Thou shalt not worry about 1 C+, etc
35) He that speaks of money or lifestyle shall be stoned.

36) Suffer not a moocher in your midst
37) He that is stoned shall be stoned
38) He who has been punished for being stoned or drunk shall not post asking if said punishment must be disclosed on the AMCAS
39) Thou shalt limit your post to 1500 characters if Thou want SDNers to read it

40) Thou shalt never say that you love your job as an attending physician and that you are grateful that you went into medicine.
41) Thou shalt always say that academic medical school faculty are bitter, incompetent doctors who seek to abuse students and residents at all times.
42) Thou shall send thank you letters
42.5) Thou shall not send thank you letters
43) Thou shall make SDN enemies, and fued with them for eternity
44) Thou shall limit thyself to one utterance of "We're going to be doctors"
45) Thou shall not ask if medical school is hard

46) Thou shall not take hSDN seriously.
47) Thou shalt not enquire about PA/NP/EMT/etc outside of their appropriate forums.
48) Thou shalt remember that jurassicpark is a female, and refer to her as such.
49) Thou shalt use caution in the Anesthesiology forum, verily, it is a wild land.
50) If it happens in the Lounge, it stays in the Lounge.

51) Thou shalt not place thy feet on thy interviewers desk

52) He that hath above 37 on the MCAT (darn... i broke commandment 3) shouldnt be freaking out about acceptances.

 

[droogdoc]

1) 52) He that hath above 37 on the MCAT (darn... i broke commandment 3) shouldnt be freaking out about acceptances.

hehehe...love it!!