Senioritis...

[hooperg]

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:: cough :: ::cough::

I think I'm in the early stages of Senioritis. Perhaps one of you fine DOs or DOs-to-be could help me relate the symptoms:
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1. Extreme lethargy
2. Chronic BAC around 0.08 (0.10 or greater when Family Guy and/or South Park is on)
3. Recurring dreams of graduation or nightmares of graduating naked
4. Excess paunch around the midsection, coinciding with an increase in delicious Guinness purchases
5. Failure to reset the alarm clock five days after a power-outage
6. Constant thoughts of medical school
7. SDN obsession and "phone-home-to-mom-to-check-the-mail" repetition
8. Atrophy of bank account directly proportional to atrophy of interest in physical chemistry
9. Contusions on forehead directly following class
10. Apathy towards third letter of the alphabet

 

[HunterGatherer]

Good work. I think you actually have advance stages of this syndrome.

 

[dr.z]

Good work. I think you actually have advance stages of this syndrome.

 

[bkpa2med]

Nice doctors we're going to become huh lol

 

[Jamers]

:: cough :: ::cough::

I think I'm in the early stages of Senioritis. Perhaps one of you fine DOs or DOs-to-be could help me relate the symptoms:
🙂
1. Extreme lethargy
2. Chronic BAC around 0.08 (0.10 or greater when Family Guy and/or South Park is on)
3. Recurring dreams of graduation or nightmares of graduating naked
4. Excess paunch around the midsection, coinciding with an increase in delicious Guinness purchases
5. Failure to reset the alarm clock five days after a power-outage
6. Constant thoughts of medical school
7. SDN obsession and "phone-home-to-mom-to-check-the-mail" repetition
8. Atrophy of bank account directly proportional to atrophy of interest in physical chemistry
9. Contusions on forehead directly following class
10. Apathy towards third letter of the alphabet

Class?? Hell, I don't even want to get out of bed anymore...hahahaha

 

[siriceman64]

Perhaps in 3 more weeks I'll join you...once I've received my first acceptance and hopefully going to DMU or Indiana.