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One of the techs asked me "Why do you always frown when I hand you and EKG?" Let me explain that for you.
We will accept as a given that I am pretty busy. I have not eaten in the last 8 hours or peed in the last 6. There are 10 charts in my to be seen rack and 10 more in my dispo rack. So I HIGHLY SUGGEST not arguing with me about my business, especially not right now.
All of my EDs have a policy that whenever an EKG is done it must be handed IMMEDIATELY to the doctor to interpret, sign and time that EKG so that the hospital and all of its agents and employees will be absolved of all liability in perpetuity regarding said EKG (initial here:____).
This ED sees ~140 patients per day. I am on an 11 am to 9 pm shift. A disproportionate number of those 140 come in during those hours, lets say ~90.
Of those ~70% will have EKGs. That's because unless you have an isolated ortho injury you're very likely to get an EKG on protocol. 20 yo F with "weak and dizzy?" you're getting and EKG. 55 yo with back pain, EKG. Visitor sitting in a chair the tech mistook for a patient, EKG. So that's ~63 EKGs during my shift. And that doesn't count the other random EKGs that show up on admitted holds that you want me to sign even though you know they are not mine because "Somebody has to sign it."
We are double covered during those hours so I will get at least half of those handed to me. That means that while I am trying to work I will be interrupted 31.5 times to sign your EKGs. Every 19 minutes, more than 3 times per hour I will have to quit what I'm doing and sign your EKG.
So clearly this is not conducive to my productivity and it is very irritating. That is why I frown every time you hand me an EKG.
We will accept as a given that I am pretty busy. I have not eaten in the last 8 hours or peed in the last 6. There are 10 charts in my to be seen rack and 10 more in my dispo rack. So I HIGHLY SUGGEST not arguing with me about my business, especially not right now.
All of my EDs have a policy that whenever an EKG is done it must be handed IMMEDIATELY to the doctor to interpret, sign and time that EKG so that the hospital and all of its agents and employees will be absolved of all liability in perpetuity regarding said EKG (initial here:____).
This ED sees ~140 patients per day. I am on an 11 am to 9 pm shift. A disproportionate number of those 140 come in during those hours, lets say ~90.
Of those ~70% will have EKGs. That's because unless you have an isolated ortho injury you're very likely to get an EKG on protocol. 20 yo F with "weak and dizzy?" you're getting and EKG. 55 yo with back pain, EKG. Visitor sitting in a chair the tech mistook for a patient, EKG. So that's ~63 EKGs during my shift. And that doesn't count the other random EKGs that show up on admitted holds that you want me to sign even though you know they are not mine because "Somebody has to sign it."
We are double covered during those hours so I will get at least half of those handed to me. That means that while I am trying to work I will be interrupted 31.5 times to sign your EKGs. Every 19 minutes, more than 3 times per hour I will have to quit what I'm doing and sign your EKG.
So clearly this is not conducive to my productivity and it is very irritating. That is why I frown every time you hand me an EKG.
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