Some Holiday Cheer!

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Christmas Carols for the Mentally Ill
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Dementia --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic PD--- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and
Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire
...or...
8.Borderline Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells ...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So
I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. Attention Deficit Disorder --- We Wish You.....Hey Look!! It's

 

[Superlative28]

Very clever. I'll have to share these with my fellow med students.