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1) Patient is clearly dangerous and the police refuse to take the patient to the hospital saying it's not their job even when I show them where in the state statutes it is their job, and they still refuse.
2) Patient changes their phone number (and/or address) doesn't tell us they changed it, then when we can't get in contact with them, and they show up to my office they complain at us. Even after telling them what happened some of these idiots pull a "well you should've known I changed my phone number even though I didn't tell you" line.
3) Patient lies to family about what I'm doing (e.g. that it's fine to take large dosages of Alprazolam), family calls my office complaining, and I can't tell them what's really going on because of HIPAA.
4) Patient's family calls my office repeatedly, I tell the family I can't talk to them because of HIPAA and they do a grandstand display of telling me how much I don't care about the patient because I won't break the law to tell them the patient's personal information. Then a few days later repeat the same exact thing despite that they know I can't tell them anything because of HIPAA, then they do it again a few days later, then again a few days later.
5) Insurance doesn't tell me what meds they'll pay for ahead of time, so I give the patient a script, insurance won't pay for it, and I send them another, and they won't pay for that one either, rinse and repeat.
6) Patient needs a lab but it's not extremely important (e.g. Vitamin D levels), and I'd like for them to have the lab done but not if it's going to be expensive for the patient and I can't tell how much of it will be covered by insurance. So then I warn the patient I can't tell how much it'll cost them and that if it does cost them anything more than say $30 they should just walk out of the lab. Then the lab tells the patient they won't "have to pay anything today," and so they get the lab done and it turns out the lab sends the patient a bill in the mail charging them a few hundred dollars.
Then the patient calls my office screaming at me despite that I have no control over what insurance pays for, that I didn't make 1 cent off of that lab, told the patient not to get the lab if they felt it was too expensive because it wasn't a very important lab, and that I found what the lab did reprehensible.
7) Patient comes to my office with bed bugs, so now hundreds of not thousands of dollars worth of furniture need to be destroyed.
8) Patient or their family complains that I'm doing a bad job when in fact I know I'm doing everything up or above the standard of care. E.g. 4th antidepressant is still not helping the patient. Not my fault the patient has treatment-resistance, I already explained what that was and gave them references to read up on it. So they make a scene in the office of how terrible I am and storm out. We send the patient a termination letter ending the doctor-patient relationship. Then it's like 6 months later, the patient saw other doctors, realized I actually was doing a good job cause the next two doctors they saw only spend 30 seconds with them never returned their phone calls, and now the patient's actually much worse, and they actually read up on treatment resistance (despite that I told them to do so while they were my patient but they didn't listen). So then the patient calls my receptionist screaming at her demanding I take them back as a patient instead of being polite.
2) Patient changes their phone number (and/or address) doesn't tell us they changed it, then when we can't get in contact with them, and they show up to my office they complain at us. Even after telling them what happened some of these idiots pull a "well you should've known I changed my phone number even though I didn't tell you" line.
3) Patient lies to family about what I'm doing (e.g. that it's fine to take large dosages of Alprazolam), family calls my office complaining, and I can't tell them what's really going on because of HIPAA.
4) Patient's family calls my office repeatedly, I tell the family I can't talk to them because of HIPAA and they do a grandstand display of telling me how much I don't care about the patient because I won't break the law to tell them the patient's personal information. Then a few days later repeat the same exact thing despite that they know I can't tell them anything because of HIPAA, then they do it again a few days later, then again a few days later.
5) Insurance doesn't tell me what meds they'll pay for ahead of time, so I give the patient a script, insurance won't pay for it, and I send them another, and they won't pay for that one either, rinse and repeat.
6) Patient needs a lab but it's not extremely important (e.g. Vitamin D levels), and I'd like for them to have the lab done but not if it's going to be expensive for the patient and I can't tell how much of it will be covered by insurance. So then I warn the patient I can't tell how much it'll cost them and that if it does cost them anything more than say $30 they should just walk out of the lab. Then the lab tells the patient they won't "have to pay anything today," and so they get the lab done and it turns out the lab sends the patient a bill in the mail charging them a few hundred dollars.
Then the patient calls my office screaming at me despite that I have no control over what insurance pays for, that I didn't make 1 cent off of that lab, told the patient not to get the lab if they felt it was too expensive because it wasn't a very important lab, and that I found what the lab did reprehensible.
7) Patient comes to my office with bed bugs, so now hundreds of not thousands of dollars worth of furniture need to be destroyed.
8) Patient or their family complains that I'm doing a bad job when in fact I know I'm doing everything up or above the standard of care. E.g. 4th antidepressant is still not helping the patient. Not my fault the patient has treatment-resistance, I already explained what that was and gave them references to read up on it. So they make a scene in the office of how terrible I am and storm out. We send the patient a termination letter ending the doctor-patient relationship. Then it's like 6 months later, the patient saw other doctors, realized I actually was doing a good job cause the next two doctors they saw only spend 30 seconds with them never returned their phone calls, and now the patient's actually much worse, and they actually read up on treatment resistance (despite that I told them to do so while they were my patient but they didn't listen). So then the patient calls my receptionist screaming at her demanding I take them back as a patient instead of being polite.
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