The Hologram Cancer Doctor

[TheWallnerus]

They're "beaming doctors out" now. Which will be quite meta for us in rad onc.

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[evilbooyaa]

Why is seeing the fact that the doctor is, infact, wearing pants necessary for patients in the tele-health setting? What is the advantage of this over standard video visits? How can body language not be portrayed in a traditional, waist up tele-health?

 

[Ray D. Ayshun]

Why is seeing the fact that the doctor is, infact, wearing pants necessary for patients in the tele-health setting? What is the advantage of this over standard video visits? How can body language not be portrayed in a traditional, waist up tele-health?

Research has shown that many patients are resistant to telehealth as they can't be assured their doctor doesn't have an erection.

 

[pikachu]

They're "beaming doctors out" now. Which will be quite meta for us in rad onc.

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[ramsesthenice]

Research has shown that many patients are resistant to telehealth as they can't be assured their doctor doesn't have an erection.

Research has also shown men are more persuadable with an erection. Would be 0% surprised to see organizations going with attractive holograms. A good marketer with minimal ethics will think of just about everything.

 

[Ray D. Ayshun]

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You're lucky I'm not there in person to give you a prostate exam, sir.

 

[thesauce]

Weird AF

 

[A_DeMichele]

MedOnc is saying there "I don't care about physical exam"

 

[TheWallnerus]

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You're lucky I'm not there in person to give you a prostate exam, sir.

What (good) rad onc is doing prostate exams anyways 😉

 

[HolySmokes]

What (good) rad onc is doing prostate exams anyways 😉

Don't kink shame me

 

[Palex80]

Two steps away from the hologram being an AI generated model.

 

[communitydoc13]

Research has shown that many patients are resistant to telehealth as they can't be assured their doctor doesn't have an erection.

We need more thinking like this…can AI get there?

I would consider a seeming non-sequitur that is in fact a good dick joke to be the new Turing test.

Pretty sure the hologram doc above has wood. Can't see it, but his hand position and facial expression are still making me uneasy...I would have preferred a phone call.

I will personally request that my hologram look like Bob Timmerman...pre GLP-1.