The Veterinarian- joke

[ReadyBeVet]

I got this in an email and got a kick out of it. Thought that I would share it.
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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the preacher of a small church​

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found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope o n the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by​

curiosity, approached her.
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"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
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"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."

The preacher replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

The preacher was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the preacher said. "Where does he practice?"

The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada .. He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas , and one in Reno '
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[katryn]

That is hilarious.

 

[HopefulAg]

Lol. I had to think about it for a second but lol all the same.

Initial response was "feral cat rescues don't make that kinda money..."

 

[Pigsfoot]

i had to think about it for a second too! i am ashamed of my naivete'....

 

[168135]

I don't get it 😎

 

[Lissarae06]

Cat houses are legal brothels in Nevada. Hope that helps.

 

[Quackedup]

Good one! Going to share that with the Feline staff at the shelter. Isn't there another joke about a Texas chicken house like that?

 

[pawprints]

Cat houses are legal brothels in Nevada. Hope that helps.

Thanks for clarifying, I didn't get it either... 😛

 

[twelvetigers]

Must be a sheltered bunch in here...

 

[TrocarKarin]

When I read it, the first thing that popped into my head was "but there are no legal brothels in vegas!"

 

[Trilt]

Must be a sheltered bunch in here...

That's punny... 😀

 

[breenie]

Must be a sheltered bunch in here...

Ha ha ha, you're pretty funny too. 😛

 

[twelvetigers]

That was unintentional, actually. Lol.

 

[BlacKAT33]

Cat houses are legal brothels in Nevada. Hope that helps.

OOOOOO jeez i thought i was just stupid too lol and no, i'm not sheltered 😛 ive never heard of cat houses around my area. When i typed in cat houses in google cat furniture came up...that makes me feel better, it must not be used too often lol

 

[ReadyBeVet]

OOOOOO jeez i thought i was just stupid too lol and no, i'm not sheltered 😛 ive never heard of cat houses around my area. When i typed in cat houses in google cat furniture came up...that makes me feel better, it must not be used too often lol

That made me LOL! When I first read the joke, I had to think a little bit. You're not alone!!😀

 

[OnceBitten]

When I read it, the first thing that popped into my head was "but there are no legal brothels in vegas!"

LOL, I'm with you.

 

[Tiktaalik]

Cat houses are legal brothels in Nevada. Hope that helps.

I totally didn't get it. XD

 

[AbbyNormal]

You guys are funnier than the joke itself

 

[zeebra44]

I totally didn't get it. XD

I didn't get it either, but I didn't want to be the first to post on the thread. 😳

 

[katryn]

I'm really not sure which is worse, those of us that got it immediately, or those of us who didn't get it at all.

 

[StartingoverVet]

I think it might be an age thing. Kind of an old fashioned term, even to me.

 

[Trilt]

I think it might be an age thing. Kind of an old fashioned term, even to me.

I didn't know the term, but I got the gist of it from being in Nevada. ;p Though wikipedia and Trocar have since told me that legal brothels actually aren't allowed in either Reno or Las Vegas...

 

[cooniexp]

This got a smile out of me.. the entire thread, I mean.

 

[DrFrekels]

One of my veterinary advisors posted this on her office door, so I thought I'd share it with you. 🙂 The following is based on a true story:

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing, " he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

 

[HopefulAg]

I think that's one of those jokes where you just insert school name <here>. Have seen it with several other vet schools cited.


Still good though.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Actually, heard it originally in human medicine. Really the same thing though.

 

[heylodeb]

ewwwww!!! haven't heard that one before...blegh!

 

[BlacKAT33]

 

[primatevetjess]

Haha, I've heard the same joke with glycosuria and tasting urine. 🙂