IM residency:
My IM program director had a meeting during which he first asked each of us what our favourite Bollywood movie was. Then he went into this speech about how we were there to work and be of service. And also that if we slowed down our second year residents, they would be hostile toward us. And the chief of the department talked to us for half an hour, and most of his speech was about the stamps we had to have in order to sign our notes (this was back when we still had paper charts). And the stamps had to be blue or black ink. The chief residents gave us a bit more of a welcome, telling us about how intern year would bring out the best in us. Oh yeah, and there was the standard orientation stuff, including the physical, urine drug screen, BLS/ACLS, lectures on professionalism, infection control, etc…That program closed midway through my intern year due to financial reasons, and we all ended up transferring to other programs.
Fellowship was Epic training, cultural competency, standard orientation stuff.