Greg Focker: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
Denny Byrnes: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?
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Jack Byrnes: I understand you may have had sexual relations with my daughter before, but under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway! So just keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours.
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Jack Byrnes: Oh, geez. I just thought of something.
Dina Byrnes: What?
Jack Byrnes: Pam's middle name.
Dina Byrnes: Martha. ...Oh, no.
Jack Byrnes, Dina Byrnes: Pamela Martha Focker!
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Jack Byrnes: His parents gotta be decent people if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
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Jack Byrnes: Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security.
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The animal doesn't even have thumbs Focker!