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Me and my fellow residents always joke about this.. These are in no specific order...feel free to add your own.
1.) Sit down to take a crap.
2.) Take your shoes off.
3.) Call a friend on your cell phone.
4.) Taking your pants off and actually getting under the covers.
5.) Set your pager(s) on the bedside table.
6.) Have your significant other bring you food.
7.) Take a shower.
8.) Get in line in the cafeteria.
9.) Sit down.
10.) Fall asleep- 😴 probably number one really..
Please note that performing any of these maneuvers-even if you havent been paged in 3 hours will result in an immediate, emergent page
1.) Sit down to take a crap.

2.) Take your shoes off.
3.) Call a friend on your cell phone.
4.) Taking your pants off and actually getting under the covers.
5.) Set your pager(s) on the bedside table.
6.) Have your significant other bring you food.
7.) Take a shower.
8.) Get in line in the cafeteria.
9.) Sit down.
10.) Fall asleep- 😴 probably number one really..
Please note that performing any of these maneuvers-even if you havent been paged in 3 hours will result in an immediate, emergent page