Trying an electric toothbrush.

[ingemar]

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My whole class was given electric toothbrushes to try. The technology inside these things blows my mind. Here are the specs: Pressure sensitive, four different brushing/massage/polishing modes, timer, wi-fi brushing stats report, laser-targeting of plaque deposits, connects to the internet, stores mp3's and streams digital radio, projects a clock onto the ceiling, built-in UV-light sterilization, ultrasonic plaque softening, built in thermometer/body fat analyzer, built-in automatic water filter, built-in floss and toothpaste dispensor, intra-oral video camera, cloaking device, whitens teeth, cleans your tongue, cheeks and palate, functions as a personal organizer/address book, automatically syncs with your mach 3 million razor and also ipod, automatically cleans your shower and toilet, includes micro SD card expansion, built-in motion detector, built-in nose-hair trimmer, built-in coffee grinder, twitter-compatible, displays 20 different languages, interchageable heads, interchangeable feet, notifies you when you need to replace the head, notifies you when it's time to eat, sleep, wake-up, go to work, etc., water submersible up to 2000 leagues, automatically detects tooth decay and gingivits, notifies you when it's time to go to the dentist, makes your appointments and teleports you to the dentist, drills and fills your teeth with the included attachments, cures composite, 5-alarm and timezone functions, vaccinates you against the flu, proven to be slightly more effective than your average non-electric toothbrush at preventing caries through an independent study.

 

[wigglytooth]

cute post. the idea behind electric brushes is that some people don't know how hard to brush or how to keep track of 2 minutes. some people need a little extra help to get the cleaning they need, perhaps because they haven't been shown the right way early and then didn't develop good habits or maybe they are compromised in dexterity/mental ability. personally, i have always used my manual brush and never needed a filling. but i'm excited about using the electric brush i got to get that much more clean.

 

[cjb04]

Awesome post, and great specs! I think I would trade the cloaking device feature for an anti-theft security system, preferably one with a fingerprint reader that delivers an electric shock to unauthorized users.

 

[OG1]

I bought mine for the swine flu vaccination capabilities alone. I'm still waiting for them to ship the human-size UV toothbrush sanitizer I ordered so I can sterilize myself and the children to keep us safe.

 

[Contach]

Awesome post, and great specs! I think I would trade the cloaking device feature for an anti-theft security system, preferably one with a fingerprint reader that delivers an electric shock to unauthorized users.

lol. because someone is really going to want to use your old toothbrush.