USC/LAC OMFS interview

[WizzieMon]

anyone know anything about the interview, and if there is a dinner, how long, ... if any of you interviewed there before or will be interviewed where did you stay? are the places on the interview invitation letter (the list of hotels) are they in a safe location? anyone know? advice appreciated!!

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[Tbone10452]

anyone know anything about the interview, and if there is a dinner, how long, ... if any of you interviewed there before or will be interviewed where did you stay? are the places on the interview invitation letter (the list of hotels) are they in a safe location? anyone know? advice appreciated!!

Try the one in Compton, its safe.

 

[Bifid Uvula]

anyone know anything about the interview, and if there is a dinner, how long, ... if any of you interviewed there before or will be interviewed where did you stay? are the places on the interview invitation letter (the list of hotels) are they in a safe location? anyone know? advice appreciated!!

Message Esclavo... he's got a GREAT STORY about his USC interview...

 

[Squished Rat]

Message Esclavo... he's got a GREAT STORY about his USC interview...

You need to make that stuff public. Esclavo, make it public so you don't get IM's from 50 different people wanting to hear the story.

 

[GGYY]

Please~Esclavo🙂 tell us what happened at usc.

You need to make that stuff public. Esclavo, make it public so you don't get IM's from 50 different people wanting to hear the story.

 

[toofache32]

I think it involved a donkey or sheep or something like that.....

 

[Bifid Uvula]

If he doesn't post it in a few days, I'll go ahead and take the liberty of telling his story, and of course I will also have to add in some "creative interpretation"... It has to be about the craziest thing that an applicant could ever experience!

 

[GatorDMD]

If he doesn't post it in a few days, I'll go ahead and take the liberty of telling his story, and of course I will also have to add in some "creative interpretation"... It has to be about the craziest thing that an applicant could ever experience!

USC is waxing the floor with UND!😛

 

[flat4]

Did esclavo interview at MLK or LA County?

 

[IcedOMFS]

I think it involved a donkey or sheep or something like that.....

Yeah, I heard that sheep had an abortion, so it turned out ok, in the end.

 

[Bifid Uvula]

Enough suspense... he can correct the details if I am way off.

When Esclavo went to USC to interview, he went nice and early, dressed very proper in the suit his mommy picked out for him. He was kinda timid at the time, especially being in the ghetto of LA (having grown up in the backwoods and mountains where he played with all the animals of the forest).

He passed through some metal detectors to wait in the lobby of the hospital. And he sat next to a bum, sleeping on the bench in the lobby. When it came time for Esclavo to go upstairs for his interview he felt something wet down by his pants. At first he thought he peed himself, but he quickly realized that he stopped doing that about a year or two earlier. Then he thought the guy next to him sleeping on the bench peed on him. Then as he felt down his leg and looked at his hand to his horror his hand was RED... BLOOD RED.

The trail of blood was coming from the guy sleeping on the bench. Esclavo nudged the guy, and as he turned him over he found him not to be sleeping, but actually DEAD with a big old butcher knife stuck in his abdomen!!!

Of course at this point he screamed like a little girl towards the security guards, but they didn't really care. So he went up to his interview all disturbed, bloody, and with his mommy's favorite suit ruined.

Did I miss anything dude??

 

[esclavo]

Enough suspense... he can correct the details if I am way off.

When Esclavo went to USC to interview, he went nice and early, dressed very proper in the suit his mommy picked out for him. He was kinda timid at the time, especially being in the ghetto of LA (having grown up in the backwoods and mountains where he played with all the animals of the forest).

He passed through some metal detectors to wait in the lobby of the hospital. And he sat next to a bum, sleeping on the bench in the lobby. When it came time for Esclavo to go upstairs for his interview he felt something wet down by his pants. At first he thought he peed himself, but he quickly realized that he stopped doing that about a year or two earlier. Then he thought the guy next to him sleeping on the bench peed on him. Then as he felt down his leg and looked at his hand to his horror his hand was RED... BLOOD RED.

The trail of blood was coming from the guy sleeping on the bench. Esclavo nudged the guy, and as he turned him over he found him not to be sleeping, but actually DEAD with a big old butcher knife stuck in his abdomen!!!

Of course at this point he screamed like a little girl towards the security guards, but they didn't really care. So he went up to his interview all disturbed, bloody, and with his mommy's favorite suit ruined.

Did I miss anything dude??

I think I can smell the mood of my "roast video" at the end of the year. This is good stuff. Bifid told the story in more or less an accurate light. The only thing I would change is that where I come from we shoot and eat the animals in the woods-not play with them... I really liked the USC LACounty interview and I would have been happy there. They have a good website that gives good accurate-objective information about the program. The only problem I had is, being short, fat and mexican, I would constantly be confused for the patients in the area. As I walked to my interview and around the clinic during my interview, the assistants and staff kept on treating me like I was lost and like I should get out in the waiting room and wait my turn to get my tooth taken out. They kept trying to primarily communicate with me in really bad spanish, even after I responded in my very clear Arizona-English...

 

[flat4]

I think I can smell the mood of my "roast video" at the end of the year. This is good stuff. Bifid told the story in more or less an accurate light. The only thing I would change is that where I come from we shoot and eat the animals in the woods-not play with them... I really liked the USC LACounty interview and I would have been happy there. They have a good website that gives good accurate-objective information about the program. The only problem I had is, being short, fat and mexican, I would constantly be confused for the patients in the area. As I walked to my interview and around the clinic during my interview, the assistants and staff kept on treating me like I was lost and like I should get out in the waiting room and wait my turn to get my tooth taken out. They kept trying to primarily communicate with me in really bad spanish, even after I responded in my very clear Arizona-English...

Wow. Did you where the bloody pants during your interview? Those silly Angelinos😉 .

On a separate note, what did you think of Dr. Yama****a?

 

[esclavo]

On a separate note, what did you think of Dr. Yama****a?

Very funny.... did you do that or does SDN have software that takes the **** out of his name. I thought he was funny, short, and frank. He said the F word like six times when he talked to us at the interview. I hear he has a new Porsche... even thought the residents bought him a new ride, I don't know if he lets them drive it. I had a friend who just graduated from there and he said Dr. Y was cool...

 

[flat4]

Very funny.... did you do that or does SDN have software that takes the **** out of his name. I thought he was funny, short, and frank. He said the F word like six times when he talked to us at the interview. I hear he has a new Porsche... even thought the residents bought him a new ride, I don't know if he lets them drive it. I had a friend who just graduated from there and he said Dr. Y was cool...

Yah that was the swear filter...wasn't trying to dephile Dr. Y's name. Where did the residents get the money to buy him a Porsche? Sounds like they really like him.