USC's Problem......My Vent

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Jalby

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All of the girls here are ugly. Oh wait, wrong school. They are actually all extremely good looking. And they all have boyfriends that they have had for like 2-3 years. So while other schools have nothing to see, we have lot's to see, but nothing to "touch."






PS This isn't a serious thread. Except for the fact everything is true.
 
That's why you go to the pharmacy, PT, nursing schools and the labs.

-Todd MSIV
 
i've heard that usc's pharmacy students are like 80% girls. go for the pharm girls. yummmy....... 😍 😉
 
That's why you go to the pharmacy, PT, nursing schools and the labs.


Oh how true that is...didn't want to believe it, but how true that is. I thought I had a decent chance with this fine young thing a while back. She begged to go to the mall to help me pick out a wardrobe, went to the gym together, studied together, started opening up to me, you know...the whole 9 yards. So I figured it was time to get a little friendlier and asked her if she wanted to go to this cozy little joint for a bite to eat.

Her speaking: "I love that place! Whenever my BOYFRIEND comes into town, I take him there."

I kinda stood there like a ***** and the best I could come back with was "wait, I forgot I was going home...maybe some other time." 🙁

It all felt like one big sick joke.
 
I met these two fine USC pharm checks at the club Ivar a few weeks ago. They sure were fine though, they didn't want to give me the digits, even after I droped the m-bomb on them.
 
haha funny stuff.
 
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