Here’s my take:
1. Round with medical team - You are a walking “fake Lexicomp” that provides little value to the healthcare team because it is the MD driving the discussion when discussing cases. Usually it would be the doc that says “I’m going to do XYZ pharmacotherapy for the patient”, as opposed to “hey pharmacist, what would you recommend I prescribe for the patient given their comorbidities?” There might be situations here or there where you might be asked dosing questions based on renal or hepatic issues with the patient, in which case you will likely say that I will confirm the dose with you and promptly go look it up on the real Lexicomp. For the “seasoned” clinical pharmacists, they will have looked up the exact same things a billion times so they can recite dosing recommendations on the spot and therefore look like they are an “active participant” in rounds.
2. Speaking directly to patients and doing counseling, MTMs, med recs etc - I’ve literally had nurses and PAs done med recs for me when I go to the hospital and literally anyone can do this. What they teach you in school is definitely not what happens in real practice. Med rec is literally bringing a list of meds you have on record and going down the list with the patient, asking them “are you on this medication?” “what is the spelling of the med you’re on that’s not on this list?” etc — notice this does not require any clinical acumen at all. For MTMs, the irony of this is that most hospital pharmacists do not want to do discharge MTM counseling to patients because they don’t want to talk to people, so these tasks are often relegated to students or residents.
3. Enter/verify orders and dose vanco/anticoagulants - oH hEy LoOk At Me I rEaD fRoM a ChArT aNd FoUnD tHe RiGhT dOsE fOr VaNcO i’M “cLiNiCaL”. Also, enter/verify orders is the same function as verifying in retail — a task that will be automated in the future because a tech can do it once they get an expanded scope of practice.
4. “Sending up narcs, inventory, C2 discrepancies, refilling code carts, making IVs if there's no tech, dealing with dumb nurse calls like ‘where's my IV that was ordered 30 seconds ago’ or ‘the Pyxis drawer won't open’ or ‘I can't find this med’”- Again, basically more tech duties that you can pay someone $15/hr to do.
5. Doing other “clinical interventions” - well guess what you’re not the MD so you can pretend to say you can do this but all your “interventions” are “recommendations” at best which will need MD authorization to implement. What a misnomer of a word.
The bottom line? “Featherbedding” is what I think of when I think about what a typical hospital clinical pharmacist does.