What do you thing guys and gals, can I match into Ortho?

[frickengeniusMD]

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Hey peeps, what's crack-a-lack'n:

Ok, here are my stats:

Only repeated 1st year once
Straight C minuses
181 Step 1, only took it twice
Have some research experience with the executive branch of the legal system (jailed once for urinating in public).
Interviewing is definitely one of my strongest assets. I research the programs for female residency directors and then try to sleep with them.

So, what does everyone think? Do I have a shot?

 

[Stellar Clouds]

Hey peeps, what's crack-a-lack'n:

Ok, here are my stats:

Only repeated 1st year once
Straight C minuses
181 Step 1, only took it twice
Have some research experience with the executive branch of the legal system (jailed once for urinating in public).
Interviewing is definitely one of my strongest assets. I research the programs for female residency directors and then try to sleep with them.

So, what does everyone think? Do I have a shot?

Depends...can you bench 250+?

 

[HughMyron]

I research the programs for female residency directors and then try to sleep with them

 

[HughMyron]

Depends...can you bench 250+?

And eh, I don't think a 250 bench will do much...I can bench 250 and people ask me "do you even lift." I think you'd really need to bench bout tree fiddy to get into an Ortho program, particularly if your success was contingent upon seducing the program director.

 

[sonofva]

and eh, i don't think a 250 bench will do much...i can bench 250 and people ask me "do you even lift." i think you'd really need to bench bout tree fiddy to get into an ortho program, particularly if your success was contingent upon seducing the program director.

do youuuuuuu?!?!?

 

[girlonfire]

Hey peeps, what's crack-a-lack'n:

Ok, here are my stats:

Only repeated 1st year once
Straight C minuses
181 Step 1, only took it twice
Have some research experience with the executive branch of the legal system (jailed once for urinating in public).
Interviewing is definitely one of my strongest assets. I research the programs for female residency directors and then try to sleep with them.

So, what does everyone think? Do I have a shot?

Cool story, bro.

 

[notbobtrustme]

Step I + Bench > 600

You got some work to do.

 

[Izanami]

it's like they are not even trying anymore 🙁 much disappointment for the new generations of trolls

Edit: lol the banhammer is quick on this one

 

[Stellar Clouds]

Edit: lol the banhammer is quick on this one

I think this thread was the least likely of his 7 posts to get himself banned.

 

[Acetabulous]

Step I + Bench > 600

You got some work to do.

 

[evilbooyaa]

What size shirt do you wear? Large? Wear a small on the interview trail. Best of luck otherwise.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Stats looks fine, but you spelled a word wrong in your post title.

You obviously lack the attention to detail needed to match into Ortho.

 

[PracticalNed]

Let's face it brah, this was some weak ass trolling. I wish I had more hands so I could give this trolling 4 thumbs down.

 

[ChemE 4 Life]

That was too good.

 

[D elegans]

The reason I won't go into ortho:

On a "clinic experience" I was required to do in an ortho clinic:

Ortho resident: So what are block are you in now?
Me: Endocrine
Ortho resident: All I remember is that insulin makes the glucose go up

 

[Trastuz]

The reason I won't go into ortho:

On a "clinic experience" I was required to do in an ortho clinic:

Ortho resident: So what are block are you in now?
Me: Endocrine
Ortho resident: All I remember is that insulin makes the glucose go up

They want everyone to think they know nothing so they don't have to manage their own patients. Most are incredibly smart though.

 

[dudeliness]

And eh, I don't think a 250 bench will do much...I can bench 250 and people ask me "do you even lift." I think you'd really need to bench bout tree fiddy to get into an Ortho program, particularly if your success was contingent upon seducing the program director.

Do you even lift?
http://youtu.be/H2Diy0RNe_c
😀😀😀

 

[Ursa]

If you're gonna troll, at least try.

 

[DPTtoMD]

Step I + Bench > 600

You got some work to do.

Can we dub this the "NotBob score"?

 

[Stellar Clouds]

They want everyone to think they know nothing so they don't have to manage their own patients. Most are incredibly smart though.

Correction. They were incredibly smart. Any sense of managing patients was beaten out of them over a brutal 5 years of residency.

 

[notbobtrustme]

Can we dub this the "NotBob score"?

i definitely did not come up with this; I've seen several other users post this exact formula 😀