"Perhaps some of you read the New York Times Magazine feature a while back on The Future of American Health Care written by one of my Wharton professors. He predicted that large, inefficient hospitals would become extinct, like dinosaurs. What would remain, he postulated, would be just ICUs and step-down units. There will be thousands of small, well-managed, short-stay medical and surgical subspecialty hospitals, with separate privately owned centralized labs and radiology units all connected electronically. In the near future, all doctors offices will be completely computerized, allowing monitoring access. The majority of physicians will be employed by either HMOs, the government, private hospital chains, or insurance companies. Private practice will nostalgically be looked upon like the Model T Ford. A bit of a shock to you old-timers, isnt it?"
We sat stolidly, faces expressionless.
"Let me tell you what is in store for us. A sophisticated computer system will be installed so we will be able to monitorin real timeevery office visit, all lab tests, and all x-rays being done. Imagine the business that will generate for us."
Blofeld smiled. Several of us fidgeted nervously.
"Next week, Ill be negotiating contracts with several large carriers in the Sunbelt and Northwest and opening branch offices in Phoenix and Seattle. As you well know, health care is a very big business that will soon rank near energy and the military in the economy. QSL will soon be a leader in the industry. Well, that about sums it up. Let me remind you that every day of acute care denied is at least $1500 saved. I want you to review cases as if it were your own money being parceled out. Any questions? Please stand and identify yourself."
Allison, ordinarily soft-spoken and shy, raised her hand.
"Im Allison Joseph, a psychiatrist. . . . It concerns me. . . . who pays for hospital days that are denied. The patients?"
Blofeld stared stonily, "It is contractually our job only to advise, to recommend. The insurers are responsible, not us. Dont let it bother you." Another tight smile.
Al, a stocky, balding man sat beside me. "What a bunch of crap," he grumbled.
I whispered, "Al, . . . cool it."
"Any other questions?"
"Im Al Grunewald, a gastroenterologist," he said, standing up. "There is something bothering me. This companys clinical guidelines are way too strict and arbitrary and in many instances are incompatible with good medical care and make us liable for lawsuits. That should bother you, doesnt it? I dont want to get dragged into court. And, . . . doctors shouldnt have to push sick people out onto the street, we . . . "
Blofelds cell phone rang: Beethovens Fifth.
"Doctor, its Grunewald, isnt it? Im sorry, I dont have time to continue our discussion. I have to leave. Keep up the good work."
Blofeld nodded and briskly left the room.
We sat stunned. Al walked to the door, locked it, and turned, facing us. "You know, the other night my wife and I were watching an old movie on TV. The one with William Holden and Faye Dunaway, where the TV anchorman flips out and screams, Im mad as hell n Im not going to take this anymore, and all the people in New York City open their windows and start screaming the same thing. Well, . . . thats how I feel right now. What n the hell does that automaton know of medicine? Ive had it. Im out of here. I dont care if the room is bugged. Im going to tell that arrogant twit to his face."
We turned our heads, nervously scanning the room.
"Look whats happened to medicine. Maybe its been a business all along. But now, . . . guys like Blofeld run the whole show. Insurance men, not doctors. Dont get their hands dirty practicing. Number crunchers. I used to love being a doctor. Remember those days? Now its just a living. Thank God, Ive still got my practice to go back to. Sure, after Ive been up all night doing emergency gastroscopies on GI bleeders, Ill still have to endure insulting calls the next morning, a voice, some doctor or nurse sitting in a cubicle a thousand miles away, second-guessing me whether the gastroscopy was necessary. Me, with 25 years of experience, just like I was a wet-behind-the-ears medical student!" Alshook his head angrily. "Im not going to be the voice following Blofelds orders. There, Ive had my say. Any of you guys coming with me?" Silence. "Sure, sure, I understand. See you around." He shook his head and walked out, slamming the door.
Silence.
"I think Als got it all wrong," Mark offered. "If there werent some form of medical review, a hell of a lot of substandard, really shoddy care would go unchecked. You all know that." We nodded in agreement. "Unproven cockamamy therapies, epidemics of tummy tucks and nose jobs. Sy, you know about all the wombs removed for the patients convenience and the gynecologists income." Sy nodded. "And doctors who dont even know the name of their hospitalized patients, the unnecessary admissions that stay there forever, and the . . . "
Paul interrupted, looking at his watch. "Lets go home. Look, Ive seen a lot of these fire-breathing medical hotshots come and go. They burn themselves out or move on to bigger jobs. Im going to sit tight, play ball, and wait him out. Thats how I see it."
We walked, heads down, to the parking lot, quietly chatting about the weather, vacations, and home repair imbroglios. No one mentioned QSLs bright future, Blofeld, or Al.