I'll never forget it.
This was a few years back. A guy who's a good buddy of mine now (we had just met then) were hanging out, just kind of being stupid and young. We were actually pretending to be in the military (dumb, I know, but we had our reasons), just kind of cruising around, looking for trouble. We got some outfits and everything. They didn't quite fit, but it was close enough for government work (ironically).
We were just walking down this hallway, and I poked my head into one of the rooms, looking around, and there my princess (corny, I know) was. Gorgeous. Drop dead gorgeous. Wearing this white dress that she loved. Dark brown eyes. Her hair was up in this kind of out there hair style that she was trying out (she gave it up after we got together, luckily). I remember that she looked really sad; she was kind of going through some stuff at the time. She saw my friend and I looking in. My buddy was really awkward, he just kind of took his helmet off and blurted out something (I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was something along the lines of "Wanna come with us?").
She sat up, looking kind of confused. And that was when I heard my princess speak for the first time.
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"