Why are premeds such losers

[DontBanMeBro]

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Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

 

[radlego]

Don't feed this troll, people.

 

[KnuxNole]

Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

Well, if you tell the guys to get laid and the women to stay pure, the dudes will just end up getting rejected by chicks telling them that they need to put a ring on it first

 

[IslandStyle808]

Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

I guess I can tell what you do on Tuesday nights or should I say Wednesday (not sure if it is past midnight for you young one).

 

[khrisskhoras]

Don't feed this troll, people.

dont ban him bro

 

[SunsFun]

So for guys: lifting + frats + sex = winning?

 

[TheBossDoctor]

Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

 

[jeffs office]

Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

I didn't read this, but the title made me LOL.

 

[CDI]

In 5,000 years, when we go extinct, they'll dig up this thread and understand what went wrong with mankind.

 

[summergirl]

Wow, I could write a book on how ignorant you are.

 

[LostinLift]

Everything written here is correct and more importantly funny

 

[Person0715]

Lol, Greek life and lifting are the conditions for having a life?

What does it matter to you what others do with their time?

 

[bambam92]

Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

Man you sound like a complete tool. Not everyone feels the need to join greek life (including me), I lift but I don't care some fellow pre-meds don't. People that come to SDN are usually serious students, and just want to do well--but I guess you consider this "neurotic." Why come on SDN ripping on the people that post on SDN? 👎 Maybe you are just a troll.😴:

 

[gobigorgohome22]

7/10

Try harder OP!

 

[NontradCA]

Go home hugh, you're drunk.

 

[BlueLabel]

Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

...s@#% was SO cash

 

[Strudel19]

Awkward moment when you're an experienced lifter and you're in the "most popular" social frat on campus

 

[anon12380]

I've been reading SDN for several years now, just recently starting posting, but OP, despite his crass attitude, is onto something that is accurate. A noticeable number of SDN posters post very neurotic questions, or ask questions that would be deemed silly. Typically this comes from freshman or younger students, or just uninformed pre-med students.

It's definitely not endemic to SDN, but when you see it, you know it.

 

[Juxxtaposition]

Didn't read TROLOLOLOLOLO

 

[LuciusVorenus]

Well, if you tell the guys to get laid and the women to stay pure, the dudes will just end up getting rejected by chicks telling them that they need to put a ring on it first

This guy gets it. 👍

 

[pepes1lv1a]

It's really hard to get good grades when you're out partying all the time. I know because I was, and now I'm applying with a 3.0 sGPA. Not being a neurotic loser won't help me in interviews if I don't get any interviews.

 

[Koalafied]

Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

👎 👎 👎 👎 👎


In light of "do you even lift:"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZGenX_Vwk0)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Diy0RNe_c)

 

[487806]

Ok, lets get first things straight, I don't consider myself a loser. But when I read SDN all i see is a bunch of losers, such as neurotic high schoolers posting in the allopathic med school forums about whether med school is too gory or people posting on Friday night at 11pm about premed things. My question to you is, why do you do this? go lift, join greek life, live a little. these are your few years and instead of worrying so much about sdn. for all of you that are freshman , sophomores, or :O HIGH SCHOOLERS :O jeez laweez.. nothing on SDN can really do anything for you, you are just have to get good grades in your classes. i only came here for mcat help and i can se how its helpful if you are applying but THat is IT!! 😡

please people live your lives you will have no time if you end up going into medicine anyways... socialize, mingle, have lots of sex (unless youre a woman then u should stay pure) etc etc.. thanks

edit.. jeez laweez like look at that premed harvard thread :O :O

And the challenge to the mods continues...

This guy gets it. 👍

And I will be a loyal servant for these ladies. 😍😍😍

 

[LuciusVorenus]

👎 👎 👎 👎 👎


In light of "do you even lift:"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZGenX_Vwk0)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Diy0RNe_c)

Oh my God I cringed so much I love this 👍👍👍👍👍

 

[Scrotum]

Dude. Bro. Do you even lift?

 

[Juxxtaposition]

 

[Koalafied]

Oh my God I cringed so much I love this 👍👍👍👍👍

Sympathy/empathy is always a plus in health care. Compassion doesn't cost much. We were once "less informed." Trust me, I'm not a doc.😉

 

[LuciusVorenus]

Sympathy/empathy is always a plus in health care. Compassion doesn't cost much. We were once "less informed." Trust me, I'm not a doc.😉

 

[487806]

 

[Koalafied]

😎

 

[Temerit]

Get involved with Greek life? Yeaaaah, no thanks

 

[Status Sciaticus]

So for guys: lifting + frats + sex = winning?

the equation should probably be lifting + frats = sex = winning.


But to the OP, why do you care if people lift or join greek life?
Its not for everybody. And if you are doing those things when others arent, then you will be unique and stand out in a good way. So why tell people to join and ruin your chances?


Personally I dont like Broseidons, Brosephs, Brorack Brobamas, or Brohammers like the OP. but I lift and I am greek. So dont let his opinions discolor those two things for you.

 

[ES2]

I've been reading SDN for several years now, just recently starting posting, but OP, despite his crass attitude, is onto something that is accurate. A noticeable number of SDN posters post very neurotic questions, or ask questions that would be deemed silly. Typically this comes from freshman or younger students, or just uninformed pre-med students.

It's definitely not endemic to SDN, but when you see it, you know it.

Yeah I kind of agree, the neuroticism seems to be rather high on SDN, however, OP was a little blunt about it.

the equation should probably be lifting + frats = sex = winning.


But to the OP, why do you care if people lift or join greek life?
Its not for everybody. And if you are doing those things when others arent, then you will be unique and stand out in a good way. So why tell people to join and ruin your chances?


Personally I dont like Broseidons, Brosephs, Brorack Brobamas, or Brohammers like the OP. but I lift and I am greek. So dont let his opinions discolor those two things for you.

What about Brosofugus's?

 

[SunsFun]

the equation should probably be lifting + frats = sex = winning.


But to the OP, why do you care if people lift or join greek life?
Its not for everybody. And if you are doing those things when others arent, then you will be unique and stand out in a good way. So why tell people to join and ruin your chances?


Personally I dont like Broseidons, Brosephs, Brorack Brobamas, or Brohammers like the OP. but I lift and I am greek. So dont let his opinions discolor those two things for you.

Yeah I lift as well. Not a big fan of Bros though. At my schools frats were all a bunch of white kids from loaded families with no game. As a foreigner I felt that they were too passive aggressive about me going for hotter girls than them.

 

[Koalafied]

the equation should probably be lifting + frats = sex = winning.


But to the OP, why do you care if people lift or join greek life?
Its not for everybody. And if you are doing those things when others arent, then you will be unique and stand out in a good way. So why tell people to join and ruin your chances?


Personally I dont like Broseidons, Brosephs, Brorack Brobamas, or Brohammers like the OP. but I lift and I am greek. So dont let his opinions discolor those two things for you.

My theory why OP made this thread: Maybe he/she was summoned 3AM in the morning on an all-nighter to procure a "bro/sis-rrito" for his/her bigger bro/sis 150 miles away.

 

[gumdrops]

It's really hard to get good grades when you're out partying all the time. I know because I was, and now I'm applying with a 3.0 sGPA. Not being a neurotic loser won't help me in interviews if I don't get any interviews.

👍 I'm one of those people too! I guess I'm a loser according to the OP though because I didn't even step into the frats in college...

 

[gumdrops]

Yeah I lift as well. Not a big fan of Bros though. At my schools frats were all a bunch of white kids from loaded families with no game. As a foreigner I felt that they were too passive aggressive about me going for hotter girls than them.

Where are you from originally? Were you successful in landing hotter girls than the fratbros?

Edit: need to learn to use the MultiQ function. Probably the start of Korsakoff's Syndrome from all that partying.

 

[BioBeaver]

Could somebody ban "DontBanMeBro"? All he has done in his time on SDN is cause problems....

 

[Status Sciaticus]

Where are you from originally? Were you successful in landing hotter girls than the fratbros?

Edit: need to learn to use the MultiQ function. Probably the start of Korsakoff's Syndrome from all that partying.

Yea I want to know this too.

My theory why OP made this thread: Maybe he/she was summoned 3AM in the morning on an all-nighter to procure a "bro/sis-rrito" for his/her bigger bro/sis 150 miles away.

Lol is that like calling a pledge at 4 in the morning from the other side of town to hand you a TV remote that's in the other room?

 

[911 Turbo]

I'm kind of a loser actually...


-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school


Lol tbh OP has a point. There is an reason behind SDNs reputation for neuroticism

 

[911 Turbo]

Could somebody ban "DontBanMeBro"? All he has done in his time on SDN is cause problems....

I'm sure the mods will be right on that......soon

 

[Koalafied]

Yea I want to know this too.




Lol is that like calling a pledge at 4 in the morning from the other side of town to hand you a TV remote that's in the other room?

Yup. Pretty much.

 

[Status Sciaticus]

I'm kind of a loser actually...


-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school


Lol tbh OP has a point. There is an reason behind SDNs reputation for neuroticism

I've seen this posted elsewhere.

Cmon M8, youre better than that!

 

[911 Turbo]

I've seen this posted elsewhere.

Cmon M8, youre better than that!

That's why it's called copy pasta 😛

 

[TravelingRunner]

Am curious who is having sex if all the women are "staying pure"...presumably, only gay men, which means ~96.5 percent of the population isn't getting any... 🙄

Also find it funny that the OP's rockin' academic and social life leave him any time to worry about the neurotic hSDNers....

 

[SunsFun]

Where are you from originally? Were you successful in landing hotter girls than the fratbros?

Edit: need to learn to use the MultiQ function. Probably the start of Korsakoff's Syndrome from all that partying.

I don't want to out myself because there are probably not that many people of my ethnicity applying. Let's just say I am not too far from the place where the Boston bombers are from.

I don't know how successful I was relative to them. All I can say is from the times I've visited frat houses and went to their parties - I was not impressed. But that's not even the point. I just think that for someone like me with a different approach and different culture, it is easier to meet women without jealous bros trying to imitate my accent or talking crap about my clothes behind my back.

 

[Status Sciaticus]

Am curious who is having sex if all the women are "staying pure"...presumably, only gay men, which means ~96.5 percent of the population isn't getting any... 🙄

Also find it funny that the OP's rockin' academic and social life leave him any time to worry about the neurotic hSDNers....

HAHAAHAHA..

Hey for every gay couple getting together, 2 good looking men are off the market... which means less guys for girls to choose from = win.

 

[487806]

I'm kind of a loser actually...


-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm ****ing zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school


Lol tbh OP has a point. There is an reason behind SDNs reputation for neuroticism

I'm sure the mods will be right on that......soon

I've seen this posted elsewhere.

Cmon M8, youre better than that!

And the U Wot M8-GaldalfTheWhite Frenemy Saga begins...

Could somebody ban "DontBanMeBro"? All he has done in his time on SDN is cause problems....

Nope. 👎thumbdown👎thumbdown

 

[Koalafied]

Nope. 👎thumbdown👎thumbdown

Concurred.
👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

 

[gumdrops]

Where are you from originally? Were you successful in landing hotter girls than the fratbros?

Edit: need to learn to use the MultiQ function. Probably the start of Korsakoff's Syndrome from all that partying.

I don't want to out myself because there are probably not that many people of my ethnicity applying. Let's just say I am not too far from the place where the Boston bombers are from.

I don't know how successful I was relative to them. All I can say is from the times I've visited frat houses and went to their parties - I was not impressed. But that's not even the point. I just think that for someone like me with a different approach and different culture, it is easier to meet women without jealous bros trying to imitate my accent or talking crap about my clothes behind my back.

Wow, that's horrible. I'm so embarrassed when I hear of American students behaving that way.