Why you're awesome :)

Burrell College of Osteopathic Medicine
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I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-AsclepiusMD. And you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17th, and he doesn’t like being second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God.
 
Frazier said:
I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-AsclepiusMD. And you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17th, and he doesn’t like being second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God.
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I call BS - there is no board in Trauma Surgery.
 
Winged Scapula said:
I call BS - there is no board in Trauma Surgery.
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It is a very exclusive board certification process. In fact, only those that receive their M.D. from Harvard are eligible.

As the board is secret, I cannot go into much detail other than say in addition to pedigree, passing is determined by a very complex algorithm which takes into consideration: how many times the M.D. has made his subordinates cry, how many times he has made his superiors cry, how many times he has been sick at sea, and if he pronounces "cm" as centimeter or sontimeter.

Also, note that "he"and "his" designations above are indicative of the final stipulations: To be eligible the candidate must be deemed "the man", which means by our board standards he must be in fact a man.

I have already said too much.
 
I'm awesome coz of my bags and shoes collection. And coz my mommy tells me how awesome I am every single day. And for other unspecified reasons too.
 
I'm awesome cuz I wear really big shoes. You do know what they say about people with big shoes... B=================D
 
Im awesome cuz im going to medical school in August 🙂

Also, cuz my mommy said so...
 
I'm not particularly awesome. I just strive to be so I can achieve certain goals that tickle my fancy.
 
I play classical Spanish guitar AND technical death metal. 😀
Two polar opposites, but they actually have a lot in common.
 
I've got mad bunny-hops. Makes me an undeniable force on the bball court and in the local carrot patches
 
I'm awesome because I'm going to marry this woman someday:

 
fancymylotus said:
marry whomever you want as long as its not a ging. i hear theyre like satans children or something
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They're not so bad. The gingervitis just erodes your soul and until you become their property.
 
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Frazier said:
It is a very exclusive board certification process. In fact, only those that receive their M.D. from Harvard are eligible.

As the board is secret, I cannot go into much detail other than say in addition to pedigree, passing is determined by a very complex algorithm which takes into consideration: how many times the M.D. has made his subordinates cry, how many times he has made his superiors cry, how many times he has been sick at sea, and if he pronounces "cm" as centimeter or sontimeter.

Also, note that "he"and "his" designations above are indicative of the final stipulations: To be eligible the candidate must be deemed "the man", which means by our board standards he must be in fact a man.

I have already said too much.
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First rule of trauma surgery board cert......You don't talk about it.
 
I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. Also, I have many leather bound books that reek with the smell of mahogany.
 
Frazier said:
I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-AsclepiusMD. And you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17th, and he doesn’t like being second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God.
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lol you could have just posted the link to the video
 
I'm awesome because in the face of adversity I remain optimistic thanks to boundless inspiration of love and hope from my son. I'm awesome because I defeated the gatekeepers who said I would never do anything worthy with my life all the while not holding any grudges. I'm awesome because I care about you and think you are awesome too!
 
colbgw02 said:
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt about mixing characters, but there's no reeking involved.
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My apologies, it has been a few years. EDIT: "I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
 
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