I'll have to harken back to my dental school days. It's kinda fuzzy.
6:30am--alarm goes off, snooze
6:37am--same
6:44am--same
6:51am--same
repeat until about 7:40am
7:40am--wake up, take a drink (liver's growling)
7:42am--the 3 s's
7:50am--get another drink
7:51am--get in truck
8:03am--arrive at parking lot, start walking
8:10am--bypass class, go to cafeteria
8:15am--coffee and migas (who knows what I'm talking about?)
8:16am--add Bailey's to coffee, helps counteract the caffiene tremor
8:20am--buddies walk into cafeteria and join me
8:28am--the guy that's supposed to be lecturing walks into the cafeteria
8:50am--go to clinic, take cup of coffee
8:52am--set up my chair
9:25am--call my 9:00am patient, hope they don't notice the tremor in my hand and Knob Creek in my cabinet
9:28am--wait for washed-up old guy to sign me off
10:28am--begin procedure (drill, fill, and bill baby)
11:50am--liver growling, get buddies and go to three margarita lunch
1:27pm--Oh ****, we have a 1:00pm class! Everyone laughs.
2:03pm--arrive for afternoon clinic
2:35pm--call 2:00 patient, no answer
2:40pm--no answer
2:45pm--sneak out back door of clinic with buddies
3:20pm--arrive at dove lease
3:21pm--crack a beer
3:22pm--load gun
3:23pm--commense firing on an bird that might be a dove
6:30pm--crank up the Texas music and head home
7:15pm--Study? Nah. Where's Madden 2002?
10:45pm--call girlfriend, is the candy shop still open?
10:46pm--figures
10:47pm--internet porn
1:30am--go to sleep
... any suggestions??? i'll start by nominating my personal favorite:
