Anesthesia: a poem

[Spinach Dip]

Anesthesia Becoming Critically Demented. Every Freaking Geriatric Hippie Is Just Killing--Literally--My Neurons. Opinions Persist: Quiet, Reflective Sudoku Turns Unto Vexation! What X-ray? Yawn Zzzzzzzz.

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[BuzzPhreed]

Those CRNAs who pass gas
Are really a pain in the ass.
"You see, I'm a nurse
So go call a hearse."
At least they should have that much class.

 

[Maverikk]

There once was a man who passed gas
Lounge, 'supervision,' soduku grew his a**
His skills they went out to graze
But boy did he ever get paid
Now hear his tooting lament!
'All my gas! All my gas, is now done by CRNAs!

 

[BuzzPhreed]

There once was a man who passed gas
Lounge, 'supervision,' soduku grew his a**
His skills they went out to graze
But boy did he ever get paid
Now hear his tooting lament!
'All my gas! All my gas, is now done by CRNAs!

If you're going to try to mock/copy at least don't be lame. Or, in this case, doubly lame.