I haven't done anything too bad... *knock on wood* But of course, I've had my moments.
Once I was counting bacteria using a UV light, and all the face shields were getting used. I waited and waited and waited and finally just said, Oh well, I'll be fine.
Later that night I'm convinced something got stuck in my eyes because I keep rubbing them, and they're turning red... then at 4am or so I wake up and my eyes hurt OH MY GOD SO MUCH... it was like, I seriously could not even open them, they hurt that badly. Even in the dark. So slowly, slowly, with a huge burst of pain, I opened them.. I remember thinking I was going to pass out. Then I was terrified to close them again so I kept blinking rapidly. I actually biked to the ER like that, barely able to see, everything was a white blur. I had no idea what was going on, and when the doctor said I had burned my corneas, I asked him "Are you sure?"
The other two things I remember from that night were that he said that cornea burns happen to metal wielders (who I always think of as big burly men) and then they never ever do it again. I felt kind of hardcore after that, haha.
Also I remember the sweet, sweet relief of the pain-killer eyedrops he dropped into my eyes. He kept saying "Is that enough?" and I kept saying no, a little more, it still hurts. That went on for a good while.