Bad Apples Sudden Death WW Sign Ups & Thread

[holdthemayo]

Ok...

Two things.

1. My sister went to prom in a duct tape dress with a date in a a duct tape tux.
2. As your friend, I think you really missed an opportunity here not procreating with this guy. Think of the duct tape baby clothes!!!!!

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[kraskadva]

Darn, I was really banking on you being a good apple thrown under the bus by bad apple sunny my only vote option since I knew I and Paws were bad apples

I couldn't tell who was in this one, so had to play it that way

 

[SARdoghandler]

So if we tied two bad apples... Do good apples win?

Or do we all just get yeeted into the sun?

 

[vetmedhead]

Game #2
Results

You have eaten Kras and Paws.
Kras was a

Spoiler

BAD APPLE

Paws was a

Spoiler

BAD APPLE

Winners:

Spoiler

none of you because I TOLD Y'ALL BOUT THIS CONSEQUENCE

Losers:

Spoiler

None of you APPLES win because I hate your ties

Spoiler

paws
SAR
sunshine, who would only win if SAR won
AM
visc
pips
kras
genny, who would only win if she was yeeted

 

[JustPaws]

So if we tied two bad apples... Do good apples win?

Or do we all just get yeeted into the sun?

the sun seems nice this time of year

 

[Lawpy]

So if we tied two bad apples... Do good apples win?

Or do we all just get yeeted into the sun?

Me and @BigCats both win again 🐶

 

[genny]

i'm an extra big loser

 

[vetmedhead]

I hate this gif

It pains me

where did you find it?

 

[Animal Midwife]

I honestly had no idea there was a tie.

 

[kraskadva]

Two things.

1. My sister went to prom in a duct tape dress with a date in a a duct tape tux.
2. As your friend, I think you really missed an opportunity here not procreating with this guy. Think of the duct tape baby clothes!!!!!

When I came home to visit in ~Sr yr of college, ran into him again... he was the 'manager' of a cell phone kiosk at a gas station and had a 3yr old with some girl he'd met like 3mo after I'd dumped him, so... *whew*

 

[JustPaws]

I knew vis and kras were bad so i tied it so everybody lost with us

 

[vetmedhead]

So if we tied two bad apples... Do good apples win?

Or do we all just get yeeted into the sun?

 

[SARdoghandler]

I like how benevolent the sun looks. I'll take it as a win anyway

 

[PippyPony]

i'm an extra big loser

You hear my deepest darkest secret (again, apparently? lol) and this is your response?

🥺

 

[kraskadva]

I hate this gif

It pains me

where did you find it?

I just searched "bad apple" in the gif keyboard and it's like the 4th one down

 

[JustPaws]

i'm an extra big loser

but couldn't be any more villagey lol

 

[holdthemayo]

When I came home to visit in ~Sr yr of college, ran into him again... he was the 'manager' of a cell phone kiosk at a gas station and had a 3yr old with some girl he'd met like 3mo after I'd dumped him, so... *whew*

Bullet dodged like

 

[kraskadva]

You hear my deepest darkest secret (again, apparently? lol) and this is your response?

🥺

*share*

 

[kaydubs]

I honestly had no idea there was a tie.

I'm sorry I'm so slow

 

[JustPaws]

the only note I took at the beginning before i found out i was bad was:
genny - vill?
from just your first post lol

 

[sunshinefl]

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I don't know who/what this is

the sun seems nice this time of year

Sun is always nice

I knew vis and kras were bad so i tied it so everybody lost with us

OMG! Well I can respect you at least. I thought you were good but dumb haha

 

[JustPaws]

I'm sorry I'm so slow

I appreciated you just the way you are

 

[JustPaws]

I don't know who/what this is

I don't think the gif worked. its ben solo. I was still trolling that my win con was a tie

 

[Lawpy]

I'm in next round! Hyped!

 

[PippyPony]

*share*

But what will I do if I need it for the next game???

 

[kraskadva]

But what will I do if I need it for the next game???

meh, maybe avoid sharing affiliation by not telling

 

[vetmedhead]

Okay so game #3 if you dare to try not to make a tie this time lol:

Roster:[/B]
1. @Animal Midwife
2. @sunshinefl
3. @kraskadva
4. @PippyPony
5. @genny
6. @Lawpy
7. @holdthemayo

 

[Lawpy]

@Cyndia @samac @Ms Procrastinator @alleycat03 @alissa14

 

[kraskadva]

Bullet dodged like

seriously... can you imagine me with an 18yo right about now? I would be soooooo much saltier...

 

[sunshinefl]

seriously... can you imagine me with an 18yo right about now? I would be soooooo much saltier...

everyone focused on the outfit... can we talk about the hair?

 

[kraskadva]

everyone focused on the outfit... can we talk about the hair?

lol... oh please. His or mine?

 

[kraskadva]

lol... oh please. His or mine?

He was also lead singer in a metal garage band, so kept it long so he could head bang

 

[vetmedhead]

sooooo.... gonna send out affiliations

 

[samac]

I’m here. Just maybe a little slow after alcohol tonight.

 

[Viscernable]

If I’d known we were in a tie I’d probably have gone with my plan B of bad apple uprising with appeasement of compatible 3p win conditions. It also wouldn’t have worked since sunny wasn’t lying about knowing she won with good apples so she was effectively a good apple. Bad apples got thrashed that round lmao.

If I’d known it was a tie AND that my plan B wouldn’t have worked I’d have switched my vote so at least someone would win lmao

 

[vetmedhead]

I’m here. Just maybe a little slow after alcohol tonight.

You want in?

 

[kraskadva]

I’m here. Just maybe a little slow after alcohol tonight.

yay!

 

[PippyPony]

I can't promise I won't fall asleep during this round

I just pounded about a bucket's worth of homemade cornstarchy chicken + rice

 

[holdthemayo]

I’m here. Just maybe a little slow after alcohol tonight.

 

[vetmedhead]

Game #3
Forbidden Fruit Round

A special @vetmedhead and @kaydubs production.

You will all be told your affiliations and, if applicable, receive Forbidden Fruit during this round.

There are 4 Bad Apples in this game.

Information is being passed through the Garden as we speak.
Forbidden Fruit closes @ 7:15 PST/ 8:15 PM MST/ 9:15 PM CST/ 10:15 PM EST​

Roster:
1. @Animal Midwife
2. @sunshinefl
3. @kraskadva
4. @PippyPony
5. @genny
6. @Lawpy
7. @holdthemayo
8. @samac ?

 

[PippyPony]

Literally just noticed the tide pod

Good thing I'm paying attention, eh?

 

[sunshinefl]

ice cream comes in pints too !

 

[holdthemayo]

Yeet AM

 

[Lawpy]

Let's get this out now:

yeet sunshiny

krasky also bad apple

Good apples win! 🍎🍍🍏

Round 4 pls @vetmedhead @kaydubs 🐶

 

[PippyPony]

Let's get this out now:

yeet sunshiny

krasky also bad apple

Good apples win! 🍎🍍🍏

Round 4 pls @vetmedhead @kaydubs 🐶

Oooh Lawpy are you a rotten piece of fruit this time

 

[genny]

Yeet AM

do you know something we don't?

 

[sunshinefl]

Yeet AM

I know you just joined mayo, but you can't vote until the Yeet Round starts. I mean, you can, but it doesn't count.

 

[Animal Midwife]

do you know something we don't?

He knows he's going to choke so he's getting it out of the way early.

 

[Aprilthearab]

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Watching from a distance... Can't believe y'all and your love of TIES

But the win conditions in the first game gave me one heck of a laugh. My boyfriend didn't find it nearly as amusing.

Carry on
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[kraskadva]

Yeet AM

30 min of bsing each other then 30 min yeet round