Bowling Team Name

[DreamLover]

This should be a nice refreshing change of pace for the forum.

Some colleagues and I are participating in a bowling tournament for charity and I want a funny, catchy anesthesiology related team name....apparently I'm not creative enough...also not offended easily but mind all TOS violations!

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[Spinach Dip]

The Fluorinated Hydrocarbons

 

[vector2]

There are literally no interrelated puns between anesthesia and bowling other than KingPin index safety system. I've thought it through. If it doesn't have to involve both then I prefer the Diprivandals, Intubating for Godot, or Schindler's Surgical Safety Checklist.

 

[SouthSideSteve]

"Rattlesnakes & Condoms: Two things I don't f*ck with."

 

[bashwell]

Just a few ideas for now:

Anesthesia Abides
Pin Vaporizers
Volatile Ballers
Intubation Alley
Intubate for Strikes
ASA Number 1s
Perioperative Bowling Home
Anesthesia Bowling Machines
Certified Registered Bowling Anesthesiologists (CRBAs)
Rolling Balls and Raising Beds
Anesthesia, Analgesia, & Andy Varipapa
Between Two Legs (probably better if you guys were OB/GYNs)
Intra-Alley Awareness
Pulse Bowlometers
Rapid Striking Agents
Post-Bowling Nausea and Vomiting
Atrial Flutters and Bowling Lane Gutters
Goodbye Flutter, Hello Gutter

Ok I'll stop because these are just getting plain bad now.

 

[DreamLover]

Just a few ideas for now:

Anesthesia Abides
Pin Vaporizers
Volatile Ballers
Intubation Alley
Intubate for Strikes
ASA Number 1s
Perioperative Bowling Home
Anesthesia Bowling Machines
Certified Registered Bowling Anesthesiologists (CRBAs)
Rolling Balls and Raising Beds
Anesthesia, Analgesia, & Andy Varipapa
Between Two Legs (probably better if you guys were OB/GYNs)
Intra-Alley Awareness
Pulse Bowlometers
Rapid Striking Agents
Post-Bowling Nausea and Vomiting
Atrial Flutters and Bowling Lane Gutters
Goodbye Flutter, Hello Gutter

Ok I'll stop because these are just getting plain bad now.

A lot more imaginative than I am

 

[deleted171991]

The Gas Molecules

 

[Gern Blansten]

Farm and Fizz

 

[deleted162650]

Dee Sats and the Venous Admixture (I guess that's really more of a jazz band name though)

 

[propadope]

The Guttural Rales

 

[Carbocation1]

Gas-X

 

[Spinach Dip]

Just a few ideas for now:

Anesthesia Abides
Pin Vaporizers
Volatile Ballers
Intubation Alley
Intubate for Strikes
ASA Number 1s
Perioperative Bowling Home
Anesthesia Bowling Machines
Certified Registered Bowling Anesthesiologists (CRBAs)
Rolling Balls and Raising Beds
Anesthesia, Analgesia, & Andy Varipapa
Between Two Legs (probably better if you guys were OB/GYNs)
Intra-Alley Awareness
Pulse Bowlometers
Rapid Striking Agents
Post-Bowling Nausea and Vomiting
Atrial Flutters and Bowling Lane Gutters
Goodbye Flutter, Hello Gutter

Ok I'll stop because these are just getting plain bad now.

Someone has too much time on their hands.

 

[SitraAchra]

The Knockouts

 

[bashwell]

Someone has too much time on their hands.

Lol. Although I honestly don't think it took me very long to do. Maybe 15 mins? I just typed whatever came to mind.

 

[propadope]

7 10 Split S2

 

[propadope]

The Rock-Your-Own-iums

 

[D P356]

Big Blue Ballers

 

[waterhammer]

the patient rollers

 

[DreamLover]

the patient rollers

That's not bad

 

[propadope]

The Post Op Vomit Bowl-ers

 

[propadope]

The Bowling Bag Squeezers

 

[FollowTheMoney]

Obamacare, The Perfect Strike

 

[FollowTheMoney]

Doctorate(s) of Bowling

 

[DreamLover]

The Post Op Vomit Bowl-ers

I did think that the Post-Bowling Nausea and Vomiting was pretty clever

 

[DreamLover]

Obamacare, The Perfect Strike

More like the perfect Strike out

 

[FollowTheMoney]

More like the perfect Strike out

I was trying to imply it was the perfect opportunity for physicians to strike, but I guess it did not come off that way.

 

[DreamLover]

I was trying to imply it was the perfect opportunity for physicians to strike, but I guess it did not come off that way.

If only it were legal to do so

 

[courtnes]

Propofol Rollers
Bed Up, Pins Down
Vital Signs
Double Lumen Tubes
Spare You Pain

Okay, that last one was painful.

 

[propadope]

IV Bowl-Us

 

[Phyrst]

Pins and Needles

 

[propadope]

The Bowl Necks

 

[propadope]

Airway Bowling Circulation

 

[propadope]

The Bowl-hard Scopes
3 Finger(breadths) Bowlers
The Hyper-Bowl-arizers

 

[DreamLover]

The Bowl-hard Scopes
3 Finger(breadths) Bowlers
The Hyper-Bowl-arizers

3 finger breadths is a good one

 

[blebb]

The B Sharps

 

[Urzuz]

The Rapid Sequence Rollers
The Propofol Pushers
The Mallampati 1's
The Pin Anesthetizers
The Rapid Sequence Strikers

 

[Guy Caballero]

Raymond Luxury Yacht, but make sure everyone knows it is pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.

 

[caligas]

Iso Floor Lanes

 

[stonemd]

Comfortably numb

 

[deleted171991]

Breakfast at Tiffany's

 

[deleted171991]

3 finger breadths is a good one

For men, or women?

 

[Mad Jack]

For men, or women?

Depends I what you're into

 

[DreamLover]

The Rapid Sequence Rollers
The Propofol Pushers
The Mallampati 1's
The Pin Anesthetizers
The Rapid Sequence Strikers

I'm liking the Rapid Sequence Rollers

Everyone is so much more imaginative than I am

 

[OB1🤙]

Not really anesthesiology, but first thing that came to mind was Paracolic Gutters.

Are other medical people involved in this or no? That is, does the name have to be understandable by the general public or not?

 

[DreamLover]

Not really anesthesiology, but first thing that came to mind was Paracolic Gutters.

Are other medical people involved in this or no? That is, does the name have to be understandable by the general public or not?

Nah-it's more more our own amusement

 

[deleted162650]

Pintubators

 

[propadope]

The Float Ballers

 

[propadope]

Balls in the Strike Zone, Minds in the Gutter

 

[propadope]

Amnesia Lane

 

[ScarfTheVerb]

Succinylbowling
Retrograde Pintubation