Clever/Funny Osteopathic Phrases/Sayings

[viciouz]

Anyone know of any?

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[ilovebiology]

"D.O.'s do it better"

saw it on a shirt once...

 

[viciouz]

there has got to be better ones than that.

 

[Semicolon]

I clicked on this thread under the impression that there would already be a number of hilarious quotes/sayings for me to enjoy.

I am disappointed.

 

[TexasTriathlete]

We get like 8 ridiculous AT Still quotes with every OMM lecture. That guy was a character. He should have been in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

 

[viciouz]

we get like 8 ridiculous at still quotes with every omm lecture. That guy was a character. He should have been in bill and ted's excellent adventure.

post up then!!!!

 

[rddoms]

Osteobate is a good one. Osteopathic orgasm is another funny one I've heard.

 

[iluvmed&ba6eekh]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=635446

 

[PreMedHopeful]

haha osteobate....haha yeah people post funny DO sayings...don't make people think DO's don't have an awesome sense of humor?

DO is better than MD because it comes first in the alphabet
DO does it better every single time
DO's know where to hit the spot
The mark of a DO is his hands
DO's know how to leave a lasting touch

These were just off the top of my head...but you get the point...live, laugh, enjoy it's summer!

 

[PhillyBoyInTN]

DOs are manipulative
Can't spell DOCTOR without DO

 

[FutureCTDoc]

How about:
AT Still is my homeboy
D.O. the right thing

 

[TexasTriathlete]

The hand is a grasping antenna.

 

[GiraffeAddict]

You can't spell "Doctor" without D.O!!

http://shop.cafepress.com/osteopathic

 

[sherruns]

Just D.O. It

Bone DOctor


To be, DO (Aristotle)
To DO, be (Plato)
DO be DO be DO (A.T. Still and Sinatra)

 

[Semicolon]

To be, DO (Aristotle)
To DO, be (Plato)
DO be DO be DO (A.T. Still and Sinatra)

That's a bit too much.

And "bone doctor"? Really?

 

[engineeredout]

Have a holly jolly osteopathic christmas.

 

[drfosho]

D.O. work

 

[Knockout Mice]

What do you call 2 DOs fighting?
An osteophyte

What do you call a dylexic DO?
An optometrist

Why do some MDs not trust DOs?
Because we practice manipulative medicine

Why would you date a DO?
Because we know how to thrust with high velocity, low applitude

What do DOs say when they mess up?
DO'H!

And lastly, an inspirational one, what do you call a DO who struggled his/her way thru undergrad then gets their act together, and then go on to get accepted and finish med school?
A doctor

Corny but its a 100+ degree summer day and I don't want to leave the house

 

[Cp22kjer]

Ha, I've seen too many of these on t-shirts!

 

[PreMedHopeful]

lol i love these, they make my day all the time