Da Pro-Optometree Soorgery Thread - 4 sMaRT Optometreests Onlee!!!!!

[qwopty99]

Hai.

Im third-yeer univercity stoodent and i wants to be sergeon when i groe big!

So I make BIG plan to go to doktor skool!!

But... my markes no goode for me to be reel doktor. no - me only 1.1 GPA...

i tink med skool too hard!!

sooooo....

me make plan to go OPTOMETREE SKOOL!!

dis way i can be doktor!! a reel eye-doktor!!

doktor is same as soorgeon... rite???

but i here optomologists (sp??) are not nice peeple?? day say becos optometreets no sMaRT so eye soorgery is bad for patience!!

but i tink optometreests can do eye soorgery becos we are eye-doktor... rite??

so... me go to optometree skool and plan to fite hard with optomologists (sp??) in legislatre to do kataract and RPK and glowcoma soorgery. i hope i becom big big eye-doktor!!



Yah - i make big peeple plans!

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[KHE]

Hai.

Im third-yeer univercity stoodent and i wants to be sergeon when i groe big!

So I make BIG plan to go to doktor skool!!

But... my markes no goode for me to be reel doktor. no - me only 1.1 GPA...

i tink med skool too hard!!

sooooo....

me make plan to go OPTOMETREE SKOOL!!

dis way i can be doktor!! a reel eye-doktor!!

doktor is same as soorgeon... rite???

but i here optomologists (sp??) are not nice peeple?? day say becos optometreets no sMaRT so eye soorgery is bad for patience!!

but i tink optometreests can do eye soorgery becos we are eye-doktor... rite??

so... me go to optometree skool and plan to fite hard with optomologists (sp??) in legislatre to do kataract and RPK and glowcoma soorgery. i hope i becom big big eye-doktor!!



Yah - i make big peeple plans!

Jesus H. Christ almighty.....how ******ed is that?

Can someone PLEASE close this thread down quickly????

Better yet....just DELETE it altogether. I am embarassed that the OP is actually FAAO.

 

[SarahNC]

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[r_salis]

Lame. Closing.