First thing I'm going to do as a newly-minted attending...

[upright]

...get one of these installed in my pad

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[pinipig523]

I like the dyson air blade better....

 

[upright]

The problem with the air blade is you can't blast it at your genitals or ass crack.

 

[TallScrubs]

These are the biggest POS out there. I avoid, at all costs, bathrooms with air-dryers. I've seen some with the following:

step 1: place hands under sensor to activate dryer
step 2: rub hands gently under air to dry hands
(somebody writes in step 3 w/ marker): wipe hands on pants

 

[upright]

Uh, bro, you obviously haven't used one of these. This isn't a 1970's diner air dryer.

 

[SirGecko]

The dyson air blade is awesome. Works real fast and actually gets your hands dry.

 

[Cinclus]

The problem with the air blade is you can't blast it at your genitals or ass crack.

Excellent point. Gotta get those hard-to-dry places.

 

[CatFactorial]

These are the biggest POS out there. I avoid, at all costs, bathrooms with air-dryers. I've seen some with the following:

step 1: place hands under sensor to activate dryer
step 2: rub hands gently under air to dry hands
(somebody writes in step 3 w/ marker): wipe hands on pants

Those sound like atrocious bathrooms.

I am in tears. That aren't drying.

 

[colbgw02]

The problem with the air blade is you can't blast it at your genitals or ass crack.

This sounds like a challenge.

 

[upright]

This sounds like a challenge.

Challenge met.

 

[Guillemot]

When I am an attending, Im going to start wiping my ass with shamwows instead of tp.

 

['noid]

I like the dyson air blade better....

i FuLLy aGrEe!!!

 

[Abider]

Challenge met.

Yoga-bro says ... you're doing it wrong.