Getting married and life with wife

[Jordaniandoc]

I am an IMG whostarted my EM program last month....I will be getting married this October to the love of my life and she will be moving hald the earth away from her family to be with me.....does beingcommited to your EM program affect your time with your family and wife? Like sexually wise, will you have time to enjoy your time with your wife?

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[DeadCactus]

Depends on your program. Don't worry though, your wife will have plenty of time for sex....

 

[SeekerOfTheTree]

The rate of divorce and unfaithful spouses approaches 90 percent in the ED. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.

 

[e30ftw]

1. OP is the same guy who said he was an EM resident in N Dakota. There is no EM residency in N Dakota.

The rate of divorce and unfaithful spouses approaches 90 percent in the ED. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.

2. No. The same people who are unfaithful in the ED would've likely been unfaithful had they chosen any other profession.

3. lmao at post #2

 

[SeekerOfTheTree]

1. OP is the same guy who said he was an EM resident in N Dakota. There is no EM residency in N Dakota.



2. No. The same people who are unfaithful in the ED would've likely been unfaithful had they chosen any other profession.

3. lmao at post #2

The ED makes you unfaithful. Having to do all those pelvic exams on strange exotic beautiful women all day.

 

[e30ftw]

The ED makes you unfaithful. Having to do all those pelvic exams on strange exotic beautiful women all day.

lol.

I remember the first time my GF feigned jealousy at my having done pelvics/breast exams. so i described in detail the vajajay I had seen that day with accurate medical descriptions of discharge/labial swelling/odors and other associated gyn path.

that was the last time we had that conversation.

 

[SeekerOfTheTree]

lol.

I remember the first time my GF feigned jealousy at my having done pelvics/breast exams. so i described in detail the vajajay I had seen that day with accurate medical descriptions of discharge/labial swelling/odors and other associated gyn path.

that was the last time we had that conversation.

Lol I am on OB and I am tempted to just bat for the other team after this.

 

[Doctor Bob]

The rate of divorce and unfaithful spouses approaches 90 percent in the ED. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.

Where does this statistic come from?

Or is my sarcasm meter broken today?

 

[SeekerOfTheTree]

Where does this statistic come from?

Or is my sarcasm meter broken today?

Totally messin with the guy. It's more like 50 percent.

 

[Arcan57]

lol.

I remember the first time my GF feigned jealousy at my having done pelvics/breast exams. so i described in detail the vajajay I had seen that day with accurate medical descriptions of discharge/labial swelling/odors and other associated gyn path.

that was the last time we had that conversation.

It's tough to explain that you don't see normal vaginas in the ED to the layperson. But I've had a similar experience that once you start describing the differences the conversation changes topics quickly.

 

[RustedFox]

Do fellowships in trolling exist ?

If not, we should have one offered online here.

 

[gutonc]

Do fellowships in trolling exist ?

If not, we should have one offered online here.

I propose that we establish the ABST (American Board of SDN Trolling) and that Jordaniandoc be the founding Chairman.

 

[TooMuchResearch]

lol.

I remember the first time my GF feigned jealousy at my having done pelvics/breast exams. so i described in detail the vajajay I had seen that day with accurate medical descriptions of discharge/labial swelling/odors and other associated gyn path.

that was the last time we had that conversation.

If you're feeling lazy, just go with "Was it sexy fun time last time you needed a pelvic exam?"

 

[Birdstrike]

Lol I am on OB and I am tempted to just bat for the other team after this.

You're thinking of switching teams and taking the bat?

 

[deleted547339]

You're thinking of switching teams and taking the bat?

Bazinga!

 

[The White Coat Investor]

...nm

 

[BADMD]

Like sexually wise, will you have time to enjoy your time with your wife?

Married guys buy condoms by the 12 pack: January, February, March...

I'm sure you can find 30 seconds on one of your ACGME mandated days off.

 

[deleted547339]

Married guys buy condoms by the 12 pack: January, February, March...

I'm sure you can find 30 seconds on one of your ACGME mandated days off.

Married guys buying condoms.......?

 

[BADMD]

There is this thing called family planning. Married people don't always want to pump out out kids on a yearly basis.There are several options, one of which involves the use of condoms to prevent pregnancy.

 

[deleted547339]

There is this thing called family planning. Married people don't always want to pump out out kids on a yearly basis.There are several options, one of which involves the use of condoms to prevent pregnancy.

All I'm saying is that if my wife say me buying condoms, well, I'd have some 'splainin to do.

 

[SeekerOfTheTree]

You're thinking of switching teams and taking the bat?

If I switched I would have to be the batter.