I am going to assume this was an attempt at sarcasm. I do not think it is worthwhile to debate you point-by-point because I still doubt you are really in the field of psychology (just given the inaccuracies of your posts).
However, for others who might come across this thread:
In the current economic and healthcare climate, it would be absolutely foolish to enroll in any program that would leave you in massive debt (NO tuition waivers and/or stipends); takes in cohorts of more than 15; and has anything less than 75-80% avg. match rate at
APA-accredited internships... and that last figure is being generous. Psychology has made our field vulnerable to mid-level encroachment and there ain't much we can do about that now. If you are looking to just "help people" and provide therapy, then do so with a master's degree. If you want to get solid training in everything else that sets psychologists apart (research; assessment; potential for administration; teaching) then
go to a real program. A real program is university-based, funded, requires competitive GRE scores and a dissertation; and has good outcomes. Period. A real program is also very competitive to get into. Even if it means soliciting feedback, waiting out a year or two, and reapplying, you will be much better off with a real degree in psychology than with a diploma mill certificate. The situation out here is getting really ugly really fast. Even competent psychologists with solid training are having a hard time securing good paying faculty and staff psychologist positions. Even our VA's compensationn and pension job that was only advertised for 2 weeks received nearly 60 applicants who all met the basic VA criteria (APA program and internship). For those who don't know, compensation and pension is like the middle circle of Hell. Can you imagine how hard it would be to set up a private practice or land any decent paying job if you are coming from a non-accredited internship site? Or if you are in one of those programs that so poorly prepared you that you have to take the EPPP 5 *bleeping* times?!
Save yourself. Save your money. Save our field.
If you cannot get into a real program. Do not come into psychology.
Thanks for listening.