I'm glad I'm not the only one mentioning BS consults.
IF someone does a consult if they could write down why they wanted the consult. E.g. if I get a consult and all it says is reason:"depression" and the patient is denying any sx of depression, the staff denies seeing any sx and in fact the attending who ordered didn't see any, then why the heck was it ordered?
Attending: "well the staff asked me to order it because they were worried. I just gave the order because they asked me to do it. I don't know why the patient's supposedly depressed and she didn't seem that way to me"
Staff: "well it was a nurse on another shift and I don't know why she thought the patient was depressed. I didn't see anything wrong"
patient: "I don't know why you're here, frankly I find it very rude that the hospital thinks I'm crazy. I feel fine, I sleep fine and my energy level's fine."
From point A to B, I have to talk to the staff, go through the entire chart, beep the attending, wait for him/her to call back and interview the patient, all of which can take between 1/2 to 2 hrs and it turns out the consult was just completely BS to begin with. Sometimes I even called the family because none of the collateral info is getting me anywhere and then the family's all upset "she's depressed? Oh no!" (Turns out she's not depressed).
If the staff member who requested the attending order the consult could've actually documented why she thought the patient was depressed, that could've been something I could've addressed, but that staff person by the time I get to the consult is now off duty, & will not answer her phone when called by the hospital.
I have sometimes tracked the original nurse down on later days & asked them why the consult just to satisfy my curiosity. They usually give an answer like, "well when I saw her, she said she wanted an extra pillow, there's something going on there", or "she keeps on asking me to change her channels like she's a little kid. Isn't that something in psychiatry called regression? She must be depressed or schizophrenic or something like that"
Had I known this, it would've made the consult much easier. Yes I still would've done the consult, and yes its really not a reason for a psyche consult, but at least I know why the staff has its reason & I could actually adress that reason, instead of having to fish for hours for the REAL reason for the consult. That would've been better for everyone involved-including the patient.
I don't mind the occasional BS consult but when over 50% of them are BS, everyday, and its an all day thing, that's annoying.
The LESSON I LEARNED: when I'm an attending, if I do consults, get paid per consult, that way I at least get paid for this BS