From the other side of the fence, a good many of the things that drive me ballistic as a charge nurse might look pretty familiar to you:
1) Urine. Sweet baby Jesus, urine. I could have 10 extra beds in my shop, 24/7/365 (including when we're rocking a**-busting out-the-door flu season patient volumes) if we could just obtain and test urine in a timely fashion. Patients won't pee, can't pee, peed right before they left the house, peed in their pants, left the pee in the room, left the pee on the back of the stretcher, nurse/tech didn't see the pee, patient moved and the pee got thrown out, and the band played on. Week after week, we get our teeth busted in by Administration demanding why our door-to-dispo times aren't dropping, and week after week, it comes back to pee. Corollary: we're not the cops, we're not your probation officer, we're not your boss, we (usually) aren't testing you for drugs and we honestly couldn't give a single additional whoop if you smoked weed or popped an Oxy before you came in, all we want is to know if you're pregnant or infected. And now, thanks to a few militant quality assurance types, the old chestnut, "you give me pee or I'll go in and get it" now gets you put on Administration's naughty list.
2) Nurses sitting on ADTs (Admit, Discharge, Transfer) to avoid getting new patients.
3) Physicians sitting on dispos to avoid getting new patients or due to cognitive lock.
4) Floors refusing admitted patients for bulls*** reasons. Asymptomatic hypertension is a favorite. So is dementia. Corollary: floor staff who call Rapid Response on asymptomatic patients as soon as they get off the elevator, just to retaliate against us for sending them said asymptomatic patients.
5) Bulls*** protocols with no provision for clinical discretion.
6) Unnecessary application of cervical collars. Another obscene waste of time and bed space while we clear a neck we had no business immobilizing in the first place. 80% of the time the patient is wandering the hall with the collar up around his/her nose anyway.
7) Midlevels refusing patients and claiming lack of physician supervision as the reason.
8) Any sentence including the phrase "my license."
9) General misbehavior. If you're goofing on a computer, tablet, phone, etc. and dissing your patients and discussing your post-shift bar plans at full volume while said patient or their family are waiting right in front of you, I may have to question your intelligence.
10) The adjectival form of "pus" is "purulent," not that other five-letter construction.