Not all the important questions...
What's the sheep to people ratio?:
There was just an article saying it is at an all time low! 5:1. These are truly dark times.
What are the gun laws? Can you bring an AR?
I never thought I would say this but...too strict. Nobody with any mental health history is allowed to own a gun. I believe nothing but rifles and the process to get a gun is very onerous
How are foreigners viewed and treated?
Foreigners from english speaking countries seem to generally be quite welcome and treated well. There's a fair amount of prejudice against other groups. Not all that different from the state
What side of the road do you drive on?
the wrong one
I can't, but others can. I hear it is quite good
poorly, but again, for others, lots of options -they even have a salmon run!
Can you own land or farmland as a foreigner?
you need to reside here for a year before you can buy land (even then there are some work arounds)
What's the naturalization process? Can you even naturalize?
Currently you can apply for residency on arrival, it took about 6 months for them to process our paperwork but I think they are catching up. With residency you get full access to social services and can vote. You need to spend 51% of the time in the country for 2 years, then you are eligible for permanent residency. Then after 5 years you can apply for citizenship but as far as I can tell there aren't too many perks of citizenship except a cool passport with a fern on it.
Are the culture wars present?
present yes, all encompassing, no. This was one of the major things that brought us here.
Are kindergarteners being taught about transgenderism?
not until 1st grade, the kiwi education system is a bit lax.
I've heard before differences in mental health treatment for Mauri, compared to non-Mauri, is this true?
There are health services that are primarily intended for maori patients. They are also welcomed in the general healthcare system
Are the poisonous things just as present in NZ as they are in AUS?
nope! no posionous animals in NZ ....except for a small and rare spider I recently learned
What are the cannabis laws?
they just legalized medical and failed to legalize recreational by 1%
What are the drugs of abuse? Coke? Crack? Meth? Heroin? Fentanyl?
mostly meth, almost no opiates
What military defenses does NZ have? I.e. can it even mount a defense against China?
a couple row boats and slingshots. No, they could not defend against china. I imagine the kiwis would deter an invasion with their charm and cheeky humor
How much Tourism does it get from Lord of the Rings fans? Is there like a season, "oh, great they're back again!"
yes, there are some areas that are super touristy from it
If you throw a 4th of July party will anyone join you?
we had a rocking halloween party
Is it part of the Pacific Ring of Fire, and got any active volcanos? Does it get earth quakes?
many