one day i'm told the first year of residency is the worse and it gets progressively better. then i hear residency doesn't get better, it gets "different". then i hear once u become an attending it doesn't get any better either, rather you are working harder as an attending than when a resident. only to see an attending waltz in at around 11 a.m. sporting shades and a blazer looking like he stepped off his yacht the SS GQMoney, crack a few jokes with the nurses, do lightening rounds while giving orders to the residents of what needs to be done, write some 2 line notes, and be out the door by noon.