Hmmm, someone who claims to be "kinda old" but then uses IM style typing like "u" instead of "you", "pwned", no punctuation. And is worried about not having 4 years of partying and opportunity to meet 18 yo freshmen if they don't get into med school. I'm not really buying it. But if you are for real, I think you (1) need a reality check in terms of your age, (2) need to figure out what you want to do with your life, and (3) get a reality check regarding med school.
People don't jump from medicine to eg being a cop at the drop of a hat. If you are able to do this either-or so easily, then you aren't likely ready to commit to the lifelong grueling path that is medicine. This is also evidence by the fact that you aren't willing to fix your app if you don't get in easily and yet are quick to reject the PA path as an option to stay in healthcare. You only go into medicine if you are really sure this is how you want to spend your life, not because you told people you were going to, or because you think it's an opportunity to keep in school. It's a really bad path for that, since seats are limited, and it's such a long, hard and expensive path. There are better graduate paths to "hide out" in if staying a student is the real goal, and it appears to be from your posts.
As for med school being 4 years of partying, I think you may need to talk to a few more med students. Most work harder than they party. During the first two years, you will have big parties after each exam, but for many, the amount of going out between those monthly events is pretty nonexistent. You spend many many sunny weekends in the library as a med student, and many nights in the books. If you don't, you quickly can find yourself on the 5 year program (at a cost of another $40k). You won't have anything close to the free time you had in college, sorry. And in third year, you will have limited weekends off, and probably will be staying overnight at the hospital every couple of days -- hardly conducive to regular partying. So at least research what you are going into before you assume this is a good path to party regularly and seek out 18 year olds.
And use regular words -- if you haven't noticed, the only ones who use the IM abbreviations on here are the high schoolers and/or the trolls. The majority of folks on the board actually write out words, use capitalization and punctuation. (Which makes it seem like you aren't, actually, "kinda old" to me.) Again, I'm not really buying your story at all, but gave you advice on the off chance you are for real. Good luck.