These questions can't be serious can they? What good would a school get by phone interviewing you? There is no concrete guarantee it is you on the other end of the line, you could have a computer by you, you could have stacks of possible answers written by someone other than you at your side.
I thought that the first question you asked about having liver transplants at a doctors office was outrageous but I gave you the benefit of the doubt considering the seriousness others were treating you with.
What's next, can you wear a kangaroo outfit on rotations?