Good idea for a thread, jdh. Here's a story about how I got to see a patient who never saw medical students.
The patient was an older lady, cranky about having been kept waiting as long as she had. Of course, I didn't point out that the reason why she had been waiting so long was probably because of how much I slowed my preceptor down, but that's besides the point. Anyway, after I introduced myself, she told me that she doesn't talk to medical students, and she wants me to get the doctor. So I told her that the doctor is in another room and wouldn't be able to come see her for a while still. Couldn't I just come in for a few minutes since she had to wait anyway? Maybe I looked desperate, but she finally did let me come in.
Almost an hour later, I apologized and said that I really had to go get the doctor now. Obviously I had spent a lot longer talking to her than I was supposed to. After I presented the case and my preceptor examined her, she was on her way out the door when she stopped, turned to me, and said, "You know, I never talk to medical students. You must be very special." I stammered out a "thank you." My preceptor told me that I had done a good job because that patient didn't like anyone, not even him, but would I please be quicker with the next patient.