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Step 1: Get to work and see who you're gonna do for the day. Hopefully at least two or three are scheduled
Step 2: Go talk to them briefly and pray they aren't too into conversation. After all, you're here to get the job done, not to listen to their life story.
Step 3: Pertinent questions like: Is this your first time? What was it like in the past? Do you have HIV or Hep C? Are you gonna have a heart attack on us? Can you tolerate the drugs we're gonna give to you (no one wants to go through with it without drugs).
Step 4: Get them into a room, get ‘em in bed, and get ‘em naked. Now it's time for the fluffers to come in. Before the show starts, we have to make sure they're clean, all the good parts are shaved, they're heavily drugged, etc.
Step 5: Make sure you have protection! The glove is key here, you don't want any fluids to mix.
Step 6: The old in out, in out. Make sure you focus in on the money shot with the lights--no need to see their face. Really it's very formulaic, but it gets the job done. If you're really good at what you do, you'll have lots of people to watch
Step 7: The drugs wear off, and they're left to think about what they just did. "Ohhh my head…owww it hurts…was this really worth it?"
Step 8: Make sure that they are (a) not in too much pain, (b) still able to use their anuses for physiologic purposes after what you did to them, and (c) not showing any signs that they contracted a disease during the affair
Step 9: A very awkward meeting in the morning. You: "Woah! Is that what your face looks like? I mean...ugh, how are you feeling?" Them: "…ok" You: "So…you think I could take a peak under your clothes?" Them: "Aren't you done poking at me? You know what, just get out!"
Step 10: Kick them out of your bed as soon as possible! Wham, bam, thank you ma'am
It just takes all the medicine out of medicine, kind of like porn takes all the sexy out of sex.
Step 2: Go talk to them briefly and pray they aren't too into conversation. After all, you're here to get the job done, not to listen to their life story.
Step 3: Pertinent questions like: Is this your first time? What was it like in the past? Do you have HIV or Hep C? Are you gonna have a heart attack on us? Can you tolerate the drugs we're gonna give to you (no one wants to go through with it without drugs).
Step 4: Get them into a room, get ‘em in bed, and get ‘em naked. Now it's time for the fluffers to come in. Before the show starts, we have to make sure they're clean, all the good parts are shaved, they're heavily drugged, etc.
Step 5: Make sure you have protection! The glove is key here, you don't want any fluids to mix.
Step 6: The old in out, in out. Make sure you focus in on the money shot with the lights--no need to see their face. Really it's very formulaic, but it gets the job done. If you're really good at what you do, you'll have lots of people to watch
Step 7: The drugs wear off, and they're left to think about what they just did. "Ohhh my head…owww it hurts…was this really worth it?"
Step 8: Make sure that they are (a) not in too much pain, (b) still able to use their anuses for physiologic purposes after what you did to them, and (c) not showing any signs that they contracted a disease during the affair
Step 9: A very awkward meeting in the morning. You: "Woah! Is that what your face looks like? I mean...ugh, how are you feeling?" Them: "…ok" You: "So…you think I could take a peak under your clothes?" Them: "Aren't you done poking at me? You know what, just get out!"
Step 10: Kick them out of your bed as soon as possible! Wham, bam, thank you ma'am
It just takes all the medicine out of medicine, kind of like porn takes all the sexy out of sex.
