The non-interview or competitive sub-specialty related IM thread (or also the vent thread)

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sitting here, at home, writing clinic notes . . . kind of . . . I'm mostly goofing off on the innertubz

you know people really need to learn how to breath better. people really need to take some responsibility for their dyspnea

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sitting here, at home, writing clinic notes . . . kind of . . . I'm mostly goofing off on the innertubz

you know people really need to learn how to breath better. people really need to take some responsibility for their dyspnea

I'm also doing a phenomenal job of not writing notes at home.

And I think people need to do a better job of hematopoiesing. They really need own those red and white blood cells. Letting them get out of control is just a complete lack of personal responsibility.
 
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I'm also doing a phenomenal job of not writing notes at home.

And I think people need to do a better job of hematopoiesing. They really need own those red and white blood cells. Letting them get out of control is just a complete lack of personal responsibility.

exactly

it's what is wrong with this country
 
Nah, well-insured people just need to pound more motrin. Its late enough that I definitely won't be scoping until morning.

Gotta pay kids college education somehow.
 
Nah, well-insured people just need to pound more motrin. Its late enough that I definitely won't be scoping until morning.

Gotta pay kids college education somehow.

Not out here it's not. Where I work, the GI group routinely does urgent (not emergent) ED scopes well after midnight.

But I feel you otherwise. I relish the BS consults that used to make my blood boil as a fellow. 20 minutes of work for a level 5 new consult? Sign me up.
 
starting a werewolf/mafia game over in the wolf's den (its down near the bottom of all the forums if you scroll)

it can be a fun time sink for people in fourth year wanting to kill some time, and I'm trying to get 30 players to sign up and I'm a few short, so if anyone is interested, anyone is welcome

just don't douche up my game
 
starting a werewolf/mafia game over in the wolf's den (its down near the bottom of all the forums if you scroll)

it can be a fun time sink for people in fourth year wanting to kill some time, and I'm trying to get 30 players to sign up and I'm a few short, so if anyone is interested, anyone is welcome

Dude...I'm totally in!

just don't douche up my game
Oh...never mind then.
 
writing clinic notes

trying not to kill myself

I need to stop dancing to dub-steb in my office

that would help

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so any good reads out there? about to start my interview season and want something for the plane rides.
 
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so any good reads out there? about to start my interview season and want something for the plane rides.

My reading list for this interview season:
Powerful Medicines (Jerry Avorn) - got a bit dry near the end, but otherwise a very good book about why & how we are/should be writing prescriptions
The House of God (Samuel Shem) - I know, cliche. So far, so good. Very easy read.

Next up: Checklist Manifesto (Atul Gawande) vs. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams) vs. Cat's Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut)

I got a lot of books in preparation for time off between interviews - I hope you find a good one to read. Happy reading!
 
I have the utmost respect for Dr. Gawande, but I didn't enjoy Checklist as much as his other works. He did well with a pretty simple premise, to be fair, but it didn't resonate quite the same as Complications or Better.

Does anyone read his articles he does for The New Yorker? Really great stuff.
 
My reading list for this interview season:
Powerful Medicines (Jerry Avorn) - got a bit dry near the end, but otherwise a very good book about why & how we are/should be writing prescriptions
The House of God (Samuel Shem) - I know, cliche. So far, so good. Very easy read.

Next up: Checklist Manifesto (Atul Gawande) vs. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams) vs. Cat's Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut)

I got a lot of books in preparation for time off between interviews - I hope you find a good one to read. Happy reading!

ugh - who wants to read about work

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a classic
 
A good one I just read:
The art of racing in the rain
 
how about non fiction.

Survival in the Killing Fields - very deep, yet disturbing story about the massacre that occurred in Cambodia during the Khmer Rouge years. One of the best books I have ever read.
 
though if you are looking for something lighter, anything by Malcolm Gladwell.

I think I liked Blink the best (probably because I'm more than little intuitive myself)
 
ugh - who wants to read about work

Seriously, dude - you're like a nearly one-man wrecking crew here, keeping this thread moving mostly by your lonesome. The way I read this thread, I was thinking about that comic by Michelle Au about the 12 types of med students and the "one track mind".

"Every guy wants to be him, and every girl wants to be with him" - "when I'm not at work, I'm thinking about work, or working on it".

Anyways, I have Blink, and The Tipping Point, AND Outliers - just have to read them!
 
Seriously, dude - you're like a nearly one-man wrecking crew here, keeping this thread moving mostly by your lonesome. The way I read this thread, I was thinking about that comic by Michelle Au about the 12 types of med students and the "one track mind".

"Every guy wants to be him, and every girl wants to be with him" - "when I'm not at work, I'm thinking about work, or working on it".

Anyways, I have Blink, and The Tipping Point, AND Outliers - just have to read them!

doing my best for the peeps :D

though there are some others posting, yeah??
 
Recent good fiction reads:

Jess Walter: "Beautiful Ruins" Excellent, as was his previous book "The Financial Lives of Poets"
Evan Schneider: "A Simple Machine, Like the Lever." If ever a book could be considered "Portland as F***" this would be it. Super nice guy too.
Maria Semple: "Where did you go Bernadette" Former writer for Arrested Development...'nuff said.

Recent good non-fiction reads:

Gabrielle Hamilton: "Blood, Bones and Butter" Memoir of NYC chef/owner of Plum. Being made into a movie. The seamy side of the restaurant world without the douchey a******ry of Anthony Bourdain.
Cheryl Strayed: "Wild"

I've read a bunch of mediocre books recently lately but won't bother with them here. My wife is the executive director of a literary festival so I read a lot of books that get left on my nightstand.
 
musings . . .

I'm coming to the rather interesting and somewhat disappointing conclusion, that I will need to live with a lot of diagnostic uncertainty in pulmonary medicine. There isn't a symptom much more real and yet vague at the same time as dyspnea, and there isn't a single radiologic finding like the pulmonary "opacity" (of various kinds) for the long and drawn out differential possibilities.

Same goes for the ICU. People are simply too chronic ill with too many chronic diagnoses that when they get critically ill, it's simply an impossibility to pigeon hole these people into this critical illness syndrome, or that critical illness syndrome - my favorite is watching cardiology and MICU attendings argue about shock states . . . Hey guys, it's going to be multiple kinds of shock in these patients. And when you factor sick livers into the mix all bets are off. There is simply nothing that a liver patient can't do - spend a million dollars chasing and trying to diagnose exactly what is causing their particular white count, or renal failure, or hypotension, or lactate levels, and you don't often find any good information - the common denominator? The sick liver. Sick livers will just **** with you until they get a new one or die.

Actually, that shall be thusly declared as: jdh71's axion #1 - sick livers will just **** with you until they are replaced or the patient dies.

And I think I spend too much time thinking for other people who should know better - maybe this is the bias of all sub-specialists. It's not like I think you all are idiots - far from it - I KNOW you guys are not idiots so why are you bugging us with stuff you should be able to handle. I can hold your hand through basic COPD and Asthma admits if you really like. I'll follow them in my clinc upon d/c if that makes you happy. But if you've got an 88 y/o demented gentleman, who is a chronic aspirator, weak cough, and thickened secretions he can't get out leading to a mild hypoxia . . . I can't fix that - I'll NEVER be able to fix that. You can trach the old guy for easier pulmonary toilet, but to what end? In my opinion this is YOU having a talk with the family saying, "gramps is never going to get better than this, and we think you should let the old guy go home and live out his days as best he can," rather than jacking him around in the hospital for weeks and weeks - sending him to a nursing facility where he's going to bounce back. Did some surgery to an old, chronically ill guy and he's still a little hypoxic post op day #2? Yeah. That's what happens. Try some patience. Pulmonary toilet and mobilization - get him into a freaking chair at least! Lungs won't expand if they can't, ya dig? Pulmonary nodules of ANY size are an out-patient work-up. No we are not going to bronch your infectious pneumonia patient if you haven't tried getting sputums first. If you're going to bug me about a pleural effusion, at least make sure you've ordered the correct labs on the fluid, and tried to piece it together yourself - a transudate, which is easy to identify, does not need an pulmonary doctor. Do not have IR put a chest tube into a patient with a bad heart or bad liver until you've run the idea past your lung colleagues - or we will all be stuck with that tube for a long, long, long time. Hepato-pulmonary syndrome, easily diagnosed by any internist with access to uptodate (or similar) does not need a pulmonary consult.

That's it for now.
 
Was just outside, soaking up some sun (gorgeous here today) and I seen a couple patients sitting outside smoking cigarettes and drinking mountain dew

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Hepatopulmonary syndrome is easily dx'd by an internist? I've seen that happen never. You'll like the stupid consults once you leave the tower, they count the same and make your day manageable.

Sick livers OTOH are fun unless its etoh hepatitis and then they all die.
 
Hepatopulmonary syndrome is easily dx'd by an internist? I've seen that happen never. You'll like the stupid consults once you leave the tower, they count the same and make your day manageable.

Sick livers OTOH are fun unless its etoh hepatitis and then they all die.

liver disease, unexplained hypoxia, get room air abg, wahlah - easily diagnosed

the fact that they can't/won't/don't that's another issue - don't tell me they actually bother you with hepatopulmonary?

and everyone tells me I'll love the stupid consult - well maybe I will when I'm personally getting paid to see each one

disagree, sick livers are not "fun" unless you have some odd definition of fun - they are not that hard to take care off from life support stand point and they are not particularly diagnostically challenging, but "fun" they are not. you watch them circle the drain rather slowly and they either get an organ or they eventually get septic and die. those are basically the options.

you can have them, but I've never personally seen a GI doc do more than consult - do you run your own GI service? if you do, way to take care of your own livers.
 
Dear god no. I'm not a transplant attending with my own service. That's what you guys are for. I hate to tell you but if that's your expectation of hospitalists, you'd better stay somewhere with good residents.

I enjoy the endoscopic management of these patients. A tough variceal bleed can be challenging. The day to day torture is all yours.
 
Dear god no. I'm not a transplant attending with my own service. That's what you guys are for. I hate to tell you but if that's your expectation of hospitalists, you'd better stay somewhere with good residents.

I enjoy the endoscopic management of these patients. A tough variceal bleed can be challenging. The day to day torture is all yours.

See. That's what I thought you were saying! :laugh:

I imagine the juicy bleeders are fun enough from that end of the spectrum.

And I don't have unrealistic expectation only pointing out the obvious.
 
We have an expression in the Navy.

Choose your rate, choose your fate.

A rate is a naval enlisted specialty. this usually applies to the inequity in the workload on a warship and is said with a smirk by the guy with the better gig (usually a combat systems guy to an engineer).
 
Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but I need some advice ASAP.

Background: Hopkins MS2, have a PhD in applied molecular nanopharmacochemistry from Michigan. Currently doing MS2 coursework by video while building Ebola clinics in West Africa. Publications in press at Cell, Nature Genetics, Annals of Internal Medicine, NEJM, and Circulation. Only have 2 NIH grants as PI so far. Honors in all courses but 1 so far (didn't get honors in that one because the school thought it was unfair after I had to take over and finish teaching the rest of the course after performing emergent pen tracheostomy on the previous professor when he had anaphylaxis after eating one of my James Beard-award winning sous vide veal tripe mousse reduction foams at a gala fundraiser for a little charity I started to provide HIV meds to Armenian orphans). Already took Step 1, got 286/99.

My question is, I really want to do endocrine or sports medicine at a community program at a private hospital in Nebraska or Florida. What are my chances?? Super nervous about this
 
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Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but I need some advice ASAP.

Background: Hopkins MS2, have a PhD in applied molecular nanopharmacochemistry from Michigan. Currently doing MS2 coursework by video while building Ebola clinics in West Africa. Publications in press at Cell, Nature Genetics, Annals of Internal Medicine, NEJM, and Circulation. Only have 2 NIH grants as PI so far. Honors in all courses but 1 so far (didn't get honors in that one because the school thought it was unfair after I had to take over and finish teaching the rest of the course after performing emergent pen tracheostomy on the previous professor when he had anaphylaxis after eating one of my James Beard-award winning sous vide veal tripe mousse reduction foams at a gala fundraiser for a little charity I started to provide HIV meds to Armenian orphans). Already took Step 1, got 286/99.

My question is, I really want to do endocrine or sports medicine at a community program at a private hospital in Nebraska or Florida. What are my chances?? Super nervous about this

Have you considered AOA residencies? You may be competitive for those.
 
Who wants to help me build a bug-out bag??

Everyone gets to suggest ONE thing. Try not to repeat anything said previous.

I'll try and keep a running list.

I'll start.

1. BFK (big ****ing knife)
 
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