njmd hit the nail on the head, as far as I'm concerned.
We spend more time on trauma here than they do (as PGY1s, 2s, 4s and 5s). As the current Chief (PGY5) on ou trauma service, the social issues and babysitting patients for other services really get to you. Let's see...what did I deal with this weekend...
- the call from the nurses, as we're discharging a facial trauma patient home (to come back next week for his ORIF), that his wife "doesn't feel safe going home with him". Hmmm...did anyone pick up on this during the 2 days he was here before d/c? Guess who gets to talk to the wife and document our conversation (thoroughly).
- same patient, call from wife, to MY HOME, at 1030 pm, because she doesn't know what to do about his pain. I explained that he could use some of his own OxyContin that we found in his car when he was brought in. This was the reason we didn't give him any extra narcs. No one explained this to her (and she can't find the discharge summary) and oh, "those are my meds, not his, anyway" (despite the prescription bottle clearly labeled with his name).
- elderly lady falls and breaks prox humerus and distal radius. Ortho can't fix radius for 3 days and humerus for 1 week. Patient refuses to go home; she can't take care of elderly husband (who looks fine to me) with "only one arm" and Ortho refuses to take her on their service, "she can go home" (obviously oblivious to the social issues and the fact that the family is livid with them for putting off her ORIF for so long). Takes an attending to attending phone call for the patient to be transferred to Ortho, despite a 24 hour rule that single system trauma cleared by the trauma service goes to the service with the system injured (ie, Ortho in this case), 4 days after admission.
- patient having sexual relations, LOUD sexual relations according to the nurses, with his 16 year old girlfriend in the room. Call the cops say I, she's a minor. But she has a baby so she's an emancipated minor, so I guess its ok. Sure, if you aren't trying to sleep in the next room while 16 yo and her 36 yo BF are going at it. Guess who gets to address issue with patient and "friend"?
- the myriad of patients who treat this as a hotel that they can check in and out at their leisure. Families don't want to take responsibility anymore - its rare that we can discharge someone when we want because no one can ever get a ride home, family "has to work" or "can't come then", or no one will be able to help me (in otherwise perfectly able-bodied patients with minor injuries).
- the endless phone calls for more narcs. We have to have a list of frequent callers who have figured out the cross cover system and will call on different nights at different times hoping to find someone who doesn't know them and will give them more drugs.
- the homeless trauma patients with nowhere to go when ready for discharge; can we really send them to a shelter with visiting nurses to care for their stoma and G tube?
- the ridiculous trauma consults from the ER. Fall from standing (that's a favorite) without any obvious injuries.
- the patients accepted in transfer by a surgical subspecialty who arrive in the ER which then generates a full trauma response, bringing everyone down to see a patient who's already been worked up at an outside facility and determined to have a neurosurg, ortho, etc. injury but we have to repeat all the films (at our expense because the insurance company won't pay for two sets) and ask everyone in house (surgery residents, anesthesia, OR reps, Chaplain, nurses, etc.) to come down to evaluate this patient.
Any of this sounding tiring (or bitter) yet?