Not getting the patient "satisfaction" you want quick enough, in the ER? No problem. Just set the department sprinklers off with a lighter! Problem solved:
"Woman frustrated with ER wait time sets off sprinklers
By Sheeka Strickland
(Morganton, N.C.)--A woman frustrated with long wait times in a hospital emergency room held a lighter to a sprinkler, dousing the entire ER in water, according to police.
A police report says "copious amounts of water" flooded the emergency room. The responding officer called the scene "chaotic and disastrous" when he got there, as employees rushed to move patients from the ER to a conference area.
Police say Katlyn Milligan, 20, told them she'd been in Carolinas HealthCare System - Blue Ridge in Morganton, North Carolina for at least 90 minutes, waiting for her mother's girlfriend to be treated for a back problem.
They say that Milligan said she grew impatient, so she went to the women's bathroom, turned a trash can upside down, stood on it, and held a lighter to a sprinkler for at least a minute.
Water damage caused ceiling tiles to crumble in the hospital.
After the sprinklers went off, doctors admitted Milligan to the ER to check her for exposure to stagnated water from the sprinkler. Once she was discharged, police took her into custody.
Milligan was charged with burning personal property, damage to personal property, and molesting a fire extinguishing system. She was arrested, and given a $5,000 secured bond.
Milligan told police she'd been charged in Florida before for making a bomb threat.
When reached for comment she said, “I'm sorry I don't want to be bothered.”"
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/29298046/sprinklers-breached