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Which Service is the Best
A Soldier, Sailor, Airman and Marine got into an argument as to which service
was "the best." The arguing became so intense the four servicemen failed to
see an oncoming truck. They were struck and killed instantly.
Soon the servicemen found themselves at the Pearly Gates where they met St.
Peter. They decided only he could be the ultimate source of truth and
honesty. So, the four asked him, "St. Peter, which branch of the United
States Armed Forces is the best?" After a few moments he replied that he
could not answer that and would have to kick it up to God for an answer the
next time he saw Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on earth and
welcome to Heaven.
Some time later the four see St. Peter and remind him of the question they
had asked when first entering Heaven. Suddenly a sparkling white dove lands
on St. Peter's shoulder. there is a note, glistening with gold dust, in the
dove's beak. "This must be the answer from the Boss, let's see what it says."
He opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play
crescendos, and St. Peter reads aloud to the servicemen.
MEMORANDUM: FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY.
TO: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines.
SUBJ: WHICH MILITARY SERVICE IS BEST.
Gentlemen, all branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and
noble. Each serves America well and with distinction. Being servicemen in the
United States Military represents a special calling warranting special
respect, tribute and dedication. Be proud of that.
Sincerely,
GOD, USAF (Ret.)
A Soldier, Sailor, Airman and Marine got into an argument as to which service
was "the best." The arguing became so intense the four servicemen failed to
see an oncoming truck. They were struck and killed instantly.
Soon the servicemen found themselves at the Pearly Gates where they met St.
Peter. They decided only he could be the ultimate source of truth and
honesty. So, the four asked him, "St. Peter, which branch of the United
States Armed Forces is the best?" After a few moments he replied that he
could not answer that and would have to kick it up to God for an answer the
next time he saw Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on earth and
welcome to Heaven.
Some time later the four see St. Peter and remind him of the question they
had asked when first entering Heaven. Suddenly a sparkling white dove lands
on St. Peter's shoulder. there is a note, glistening with gold dust, in the
dove's beak. "This must be the answer from the Boss, let's see what it says."
He opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play
crescendos, and St. Peter reads aloud to the servicemen.
MEMORANDUM: FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY.
TO: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines.
SUBJ: WHICH MILITARY SERVICE IS BEST.
Gentlemen, all branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and
noble. Each serves America well and with distinction. Being servicemen in the
United States Military represents a special calling warranting special
respect, tribute and dedication. Be proud of that.
Sincerely,
GOD, USAF (Ret.)