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Lemme guess...
you're pregnant.
You've known you were pregnant for many months but choose to not disclose it until you match.
There is a decent chance that I will have an emergency situation with my family that would require me to start a few weeks late....The situation is completely out of my control. I just found out about it.
Hmmm...interesting!
But then why would she have said:
...because then it sounds like she would be delivering the baby in 4 1/2 months, but only just found out now? The timeline seems a little off.
Just thinking off the top of my head. My apologies to the OP but the rest of my answer still stands.
Hmmm...didn't see that although in my defense you COULD be 4.5 months pregnant and not know it. You've seen those ladies in the ED with "cramps" haven't you?
Or you could be hanging out in the ER of your local VA hospital one Sunday morning when a 17-year-old non-English-speaking teen comes rushing in, in full active labor, 10 cm dilated and 100% effaced, begging for help even though she didn't realize that she's at one of the few hospitals in the city without OB/GYN or Peds, and then suddenly discover that not a single ER physician is willing to help deliver the baby, instead opting to wait for a special pediatric-equipped ambulance to take her somewhere else while the baby's head begins to crown!
Oh wait, that happened to me. When I was 6 months into my PGY-2 year. And I delivered the baby.
Or should I say, NSVD, no lacs, APGARs 9/10.
And you say that all ER calls are bogus consults!
I delivered a couple of approx 18 week old twins last fall.
NSVD, no lacs, APGARS 0/0
not that it's any of your business but actually that is no the case. it may be hard for a male chavunist like you to realize but there actually are other legitimate issues that come up. life happens. regardless, it was obviously a bad idea to solicit advice on an anonymous forum. nothing constructive has been said. in addition, you assume that because I am a woman I must be pregnant. how pathetic. why don't you get over yourself?
Or you could be hanging out in the ER of your local VA hospital one Sunday morning when a 17-year-old non-English-speaking teen comes rushing in, in full active labor, 10 cm dilated and 100% effaced, begging for help even though she didn't realize that she's at one of the few hospitals in the city without OB/GYN or Peds, and then suddenly discover that not a single ER physician is willing to help deliver the baby, instead opting to wait for a special pediatric-equipped ambulance to take her somewhere else while the baby's head begins to crown!
Oh wait, that happened to me. When I was 6 months into my PGY-2 year. And I delivered the baby.
Or should I say, NSVD, no lacs, APGARs 9/10.
I delivered a couple of approx 18 week old twins last fall.
NSVD, no lacs, APGARS 0/0
not that it's any of your business but actually that is no the case. it may be hard for a male chavunist like you to realize but there actually are other legitimate issues that come up. life happens. regardless, it was obviously a bad idea to solicit advice on an anonymous forum. nothing constructive has been said. in addition, you assume that because I am a woman I must be pregnant. how pathetic. why don't you get over yourself?
See, Blade? Didn't delivering that baby give you a nice warm, fuzzy feeling all over?
I tell you, I must have a superhero complex. See my cape?
No! No capes!
Clearly, someone hasn't heard of Isadora Duncan. Or seen The Incredibles. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isadora_Duncan#Death)
I have indeed seen the Incredibles - and think it's one of the top 3 Pixar movies!
But I still like my cape. (After all, the trench coats in the Matrix were basically their cyberpunk/hacker-style way of wearing capes!)
The Incredibles is one of my favorite movies. They played a few times on TV over Christmas break - and I sat down to watch it each time.
Do you attach the cape to your scrubs? Or did you just order an extra-billowy white coat?
Yes but only because I was the General Surgery badass that saved the day when no one else in the ER could!
Except I had to volunteer. Everyone else was too terrified to do anything. I mean, normally "lawsuit" might have crossed my mind, but the damn baby was coming out, damn it!
The EM residents were terrified?
Does the EM program at your hospital make the residents rotate through L&D?
There were no ER residents, just ER attendings (2 of them) and a few IM moonlighters.
Whew - it WAS a good thing for that girl (and that baby!) that you were there....
Whew - it WAS a good thing for that girl (and that baby!) that you were there....
but WHAT HAPPENS IF WE'RE DOING A PRELIM YEAR AND OUR CONTRACT GOES TO JUNE 30 AND THE CATEGORICAL PROGRAM BEGINS JUNE 20???
I don't mind being docked salary, but .....