Still, I doubt anything will ever surpass my favorite quote from an RN, totally unprovoked and totally random: "I just thought you should know that dealing with med students is the least important part of my job."
I
hate nurses like that. I really do.
I realize that a lot of nurses have a lot of clinical experience. But, oddly enough, there ARE times when the NURSE will be wrong, and the MED STUDENT will be right.
** I was reaching for a chart when one of the SICU nurses grabbed it out of my hands. She then spent 5 minutes lecturing me that it was IMPORTANT for MED STUDENTS to UNDERSTAND that they
MUST TIME AND DATE their notes. TIME
AND DATE them. (BTW, I had never left a progress note without a date and a time. She just felt like I needed an extra lecture that day, for whatever reason.)
I got it. I really did.
The nurse finally relinquished the chart, and I flipped to the nursing note.
Me: Um...did you write this nursing note?
Nurse: Yes...and see? I TIMED and DATED it. This is an example of what you need to make sure that you do.
Me: Yes, I see that, but here - you timed today's note as the 17th. It isn't. Today is the 15th. And it's 5
AM, not 5 PM.
(Nearby anesthesia resident): HAHA! Score one for the med student! High five!
** One of the floor nurses was nagging me, because my attending had discharged a patient that the nurse didn't think should go home.
Nurse: I can't believe that your team is discharging this patient. And I cannot believe how SLOPPY your team is. In my
extensive nursing career, I have NEVER seen such a sloppy team!
Me: Excuse me?
Nurse: Well, you obviously misplaced the patient's prescription for Valium.
Me: Valium? What Valium script? There was no Valium script.
Nurse: The patient said that your attending promised to send him home on Valium.
Me: Oh, yeah - he has an extensive history of drug seeking and leaving AMA when he didn't get his drugs. He's totally lying to your face.
Obviously, in that nurse's
extensive nursing career, she'd never learned how to suspect drug-seeking behavior (which was why he was being sent home in the first place!).
Yes, I know - med students don't know much. But sometimes, the nurses don't always know best either.... So, I think that blowing anyone's input off is dangerous.