Full Ride to Johns Hopkins vs. Mad Cow's Disease

KAI1927 · Apr 9, 2006

I was offered full tution and expenses to JHU, plus a lamborgini and eternal life, or having mad cow disease. I just can't decide. Please advise

p.s. This is stolen from an old SNL skit with Will Farrel as Harry Carry and Jeff Goldblum; one of my favorites.

tijames · Apr 9, 2006

I really don't know. You could flip a coin?

I'm just a worrier I guess....

ps. If the moon was made of bbq spare ribs, wouldya eat it?

heck, i know i would. I'd wash it down with a cold one...

KAI1927 · Apr 9, 2006

You've made a wise choice, I was afraid you were gonna go with mad cow. I am curious like a cat, thats why my friends call me friends wiskers.

tijames · Apr 9, 2006

KAI1927 said:
You've made a wise choice, I was afraid you were gonna go with mad cow. I am curious like a cat, thats why my friends call me friends wiskers.

have you ever played scrabble? I once won a game by spelling the word "snack". I guess thats why my friends call me whiskers...

KAI1927 · Apr 9, 2006

tijames said:
have you ever played scrabble? I once won a game by spelling the word "snack". I guess thats why my friends call me whiskers...

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

BDiesel · Apr 9, 2006

jebus · Apr 9, 2006

Facts:

1. Mad Cows are mammals.
2. Mad Cows fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Mad Cow is to flip out and kill people.

Mad Cows are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Mad Cows are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start working at the butcher next year. I love Mad Cows with all of my body (including my pee pee).

C.P. Jones · Apr 9, 2006

jebus said:
Facts:

1. Mad Cows are mammals.
2. Mad Cows fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Mad Cow is to flip out and kill people.

Mad Cows are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Mad Cows are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start working at the butcher next year. I love Mad Cows with all of my body (including my pee pee).

when i order a steak and get asked "how would you like it?" i say "mad cow, please".

i hope to gain the same qualities of the mad cow, this will make my application much better

dbhvt · Apr 9, 2006

jebus said:
Facts:

1. Mad Cows are mammals.
2. Mad Cows fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Mad Cow is to flip out and kill people.

Mad Cows are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Mad Cows are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start working at the butcher next year. I love Mad Cows with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Jebus, this is the funniest post I've ever read anywhere.

lilmissangel · Apr 9, 2006

jebus said:
Facts:

1. Mad Cows are mammals.
2. Mad Cows fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Mad Cow is to flip out and kill people.

Mad Cows are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Mad Cows are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start working at the butcher next year. I love Mad Cows with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Someone explain to me this obsession many people seems to be having with the ninja website (or ninjas in general). I just don't get it. What's so funny about it?
I mean, some of the stuff on there will make me smile, but nothing makes me laugh out loud like my friends do when scouting the ninja website. Do I need to be buzzed to get it??
~Confused

sanford_w/o_son · Apr 9, 2006

did you bother to search the forums? these threads are soooo overdone.

just pick the option that doesn't involve an elite school and make some witty comment.

mjc48 · Apr 9, 2006

jebus said:
Facts:

1. Mad Cows are mammals.
2. Mad Cows fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Mad Cow is to flip out and kill people.

Mad Cows are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Mad Cows are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start working at the butcher next year. I love Mad Cows with all of my body (including my pee pee).

if you don't believe mad cows are totally sweet, you need to get a life

happydays · Apr 9, 2006

This was a tough one. First of all, mad cows are TOTALLY and completely sweet. For those of you disagreeing, you've obviously never been with a mad cow. So just shut up. Whateva, I do what I want! (South Park) Second of all, JH can't even compare to the carrib schools...but I just couldn't turn down immortality, so in the end I had choose JH.

badlydrawnvik · Apr 10, 2006

way to copy my HMS vs. McDonald's thread. I think we all know that McDonald's causes mad cow disease, ergo this thread ia a duplicate.

dbhvt · Apr 10, 2006

sanford_w/o_son said:
did you bother to search the forums? these threads are soooo overdone.

just pick the option that doesn't involve an elite school and make some witty comment.

I get the idea you're the guy who sits in the corner at parties because everything has already been done or said.

Social interactions are on some level ritual, repetitous things, but we try not to deconstruct them when we're not in sociology class.

KAI1927 · Apr 10, 2006

badlydrawnvik said:
way to copy my HMS vs. McDonald's thread. I think we all know that McDonald's causes mad cow disease, ergo this thread ia a duplicate.

Very true, but this was from a skit on saturday night live that I loved and thought would be a funny thread. It was plagarized no question, but the material was stolen from the great Will Ferrel, and if you're gonna copy, it might as well be from the best. Of course your thread was first and after all imitation in the sincerest form of flatterey. The Flintstones copied from the Honeymooners, and everybody ended up happy.

sanford_w/o_son · Apr 10, 2006

dbhvt said:
I get the idea you're the guy who sits in the corner at parties because everything has already been done or said.

Social interactions are on some level ritual, repetitous things, but we try not to deconstruct them when we're not in sociology class.

i can't get the sociology out of my head! :laugh:

Depakote · Apr 10, 2006

I pick a supermodel with mad cow disease.

It just happens to be my thing.

Pontifex Maximus · Apr 10, 2006

badlydrawnvik said:
way to copy my HMS vs. McDonald's thread. I think we all know that McDonald's causes mad cow disease, ergo this thread ia a duplicate.

posting in a thread where ergo was used

sanford_w/o_son · Apr 10, 2006

Cozmosis said:
posting in a thread where ergo was used

posting in a thread where springstein-like incomplete sentences were used.

Indryd · Apr 10, 2006

dbhvt said:
I get the idea you're the guy who sits in the corner at parties because everything has already been done or said.

Social interactions are on some level ritual, repetitous things, but we try not to deconstruct them when we're not in sociology class.

OH F*CKING SNAP!

N1 😍

Indryd · Apr 10, 2006

If the space between my knees was macaroni and cheese...would ya eat it? Would ya? I know I would.

^^^My tribute to Will. Feel free to use that one, big buddy.

KAI1927 · Apr 10, 2006

I started this thread to bring us all together in laughter, not divide us.

Did you ever hear the time Bill Brasky scissor-kicked Angela Landsbury?

somewhere2010 · Apr 10, 2006

i'm honestly crying a little from laughing way too hard at posts on a pre-med website...jebus, you're my new hero! just read your shizzle on the yale vs. columbia full ride thread and your homage to the mad cow, and my roommate and i are smitten. can we have your babies - me first, then her? 😍

calvinandhobbes · Apr 10, 2006

lilmissangel said:
Someone explain to me this obsession many people seems to be having with the ninja website (or ninjas in general). I just don't get it. What's so funny about it?
I mean, some of the stuff on there will make me smile, but nothing makes me laugh out loud like my friends do when scouting the ninja website. Do I need to be buzzed to get it??
~Confused

hello, missangel...perhaps i can help. after playing this game , you too will want to be a ninja

jebus · Apr 11, 2006

ok, i'm going to use my big boy words now and I can't find an appropriate thread in which to post this: why the fück did this thread get closed?
thanks.

Gerrymandering · Apr 11, 2006

i'm contemplating mad cow's disease...JHS is for preppy lacrosse dudes!!!

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