I like to wear my glasses sometimes because they make me look smarter. 😉 If I had Lasik surgery I might have to be one of those really lame people who has glasses with clear uncorrected lenses. That, I daresay, would be pathetic.
Actually, I don't know. I don't mind glasses so much. I do think though if I did the Lasik surgery I would be very happy not having to deal with glasses, contacts, being blind, etc.
I first was told I needed glasses about in 6th or 7th grade, but only for distances. Of course I never wore them because I thought I looked like a geek. Only now do I realize that geekiness is cool. I was a typical 13 year old, worried that someone would see me in my glasses and laugh. For some reason I guess that was supposed to bother me? Now I realize that was stupid. Who cares if people laugh?
For, as Hemingway would say, It is in the wearing of the spectacles that one obtains enlightenment. The clearer boards. The beautiful girl at the window with the hair spilling over her shoulders, and oh, how the sunlight streams off her face. The viewing of the old man on the bench, offering scraps to the ducks so that they might look at him and say, 'You are my friend. You are my friend.' The subtleties of the crinkled teacher's face as she offers stories of the past, the weathered face of the teacher speaking to the past, and times of joy, times of passion when she would summer at the lake with the boy with the rippling arms....
Ah, literature.