Just wanted to give a shout out to my fellow DO homies who are in the middle of this aggravating mind numbing experience they call "COMLEX". Were a quater of the way done and I can't wait to tap that kegger on wednesday night. Who's with me?!

joaquin13 said:can anyone tell me what an anal wink was?
also....what about the kid swallowing a coin and it faces you on coronal view? any guesses??!
double elle said:Okay -
a 56 year old male - who wants to be a female - and happens to be black, and his mother is jewish, presents to you with complaints of generalized weakness, N/V, fever of 99.7, abdominal pain, and urinary retention. His vital signs are normal, except for the low-grade fever. He tells you he works with pigeons at the local messenger-pigeon training center when he isn't sleeping with prostitutes. He also mentions that he just returned from a trip around the world where he visited South Africa, India, Japan, and the remote American Southwest. Upon futher questioning, you find that his trip included eating tons of rice, uncooked bovine brain, and many episodes of unprotected sex with a man he met during his travels. Upon physical exam, you note needle tracks on his inner arms, and he sheepish admits to using IV drugs. You also find grade 3/6 systolic and diastolic murmurs on the right side of the sternum in the 2nd intercostal space, the left side of the sturnum, and at the apex of the heart. You find his lung sounds to be absent on the right side - then he mentions he had a lung removed because of a mesothelioma he received due to his years of working in an asbestose factory as a teenager. Rectal exam reveals a normal prostate, but his sphincter tone is lacking. Further examination reveals extreme gynecomastia, and he states he's been taking the 'breast enhancement pills' he saw on a commercial on the WB one saturday evening while he was watching the TV show "Cheaters".
What is your diagnosis?
What is your primary concern with this patient?
JP2005 said:i had some favorites actually...
ANAL WINK..,,,,WTF was that
and another good one was the 24 yr old G5P5 or G4P4 (whatever it was)......i guess she got around.....
Bubba said:How about that picture of that hairy beast in the PCOS question?
That didn't look like any woman I've ever seen. 😱
DO_Surgeon said:Damn!!! Was PCOS an anwer choice, I was so distracted by the picture, I think I may have put Cushings.
rad_one said:If the coin is in the coronal plane, then it is in the esophagus. Confirm w/ orthagonal or lateral view.
InductionAgent said:PCOS as such was not an answer, but Stein-Leventhal, the eponym for it was.
Don't feel bad. I missed roseola infantum yesterday, because I couldn't match it to "exanthem subitum," the answer choice given.
BigSkyDreams said:Howdy,
And this is exactly why the COMLEX and the AOA has the reputation that it does, because they focus on medical trivia rather than medical knowledge.
I cannot recall how many stems I finished reading and thinking that the next most appropriate step in exam/diagnosis/treatment would be to ask a few more questions. The test started out relating to fairly common and reasonable topics but by the fourth book we were off into left field.
And the pictures! Oh don't get me started on the pictures. Was that a stone or the tip of the 12th rib? Why did we do a hysteroscopy on that poor woman? Quick, someone fire the x-ray tech before they shoot another abdomen in a PA lateral decubitus oblique position. BTW, Why were her staples over her ASIS?
Anyway, it is over for now. Eight weeks of second guessing until the scores are in.
If I were a uterus, I would be bleeding.
1astmanstanding said:No wonder why residency programs prefer the USMLE over the COMLEX...who wouldn't?!?!
Yosh said:I put PKU.....no???
the COMLEX trying to use buzz words is funny.DireWolf said:so what does it mean when a boy smells like boiled cabbage?

HowUdoin said:Great stuff guys,
I only have one question, what the freak does boiled cabbage smell like? I thought it was similar to a mousy odor. And with PKU, you have decreased tyrosine levels which leads to decreased melanin production, hence fair skin. What do you guys think?

PJMCD said:How much Med Law was on the exam? Anything worth studying for when I take COMLEX in Jan.
Doc_Thks_JC said:Here is a typical COMLEX step II question:
A 25 yo G8 P5 A4 that is 34 weeks pregnant presents to the clinic. She states her belly has been getting bigger and she noticed some spotting last night. She also tripped on the way to the clinic and has point tenderness over the lateral malleolus with edema and ecchymoses. Oh, and by the way she has a "headache" unlike any in her life. She also wanted to know what this thick velvety stuff was on her back and neck that she has noticed since being diagnosed with DM type I 15 years ago. She states that she is unsure how she got pregnant since everytime she has sex it hurts and her man can't insert his "thingy" due to this large bluish, purple bulge in her vaginal vault. You do a U/A and it demonstrates pos. RBC, pos. Leuk, and pos. Nitrates with numerous bacteria on culture. Also her BP has recently been elevated from start of pregnancy of 135/85 to now 140/90. She also thinks she has a soft, boggy prostate. What is the diagnosis?
A) Pregnancy induced HTN
B) Fibular Fracture
C) Premature Labor
D) Subarachnoid Hemorrhage
E) UTI
F) Acanthosis nigricans
G) Benign Prostatic Hypertrophy

zorro21 said:is anyone nervous about getting their scores back? i wonder why it takes so long?